[The WC Files, Volume 11] [Soon to be the major motion picture event of the year] [Many thanks to Cheetah for hosting these files on his site,] [http://cheetah.cwru.edu] from mirc's online timer, and the size of the logs, I calculate that the average bandwidth of #StarControl is approximately 25 k / hr ain't I bored? ð Foobaz slaps Pulse^ around with a fresh trout so, how much do you get billed each month for the seafood? nothing. i grow them myself and feed them with my victims egos :D oops, they're getting hungry... ð Foobaz slaps Inging around with a fresh trout so..ego trout..are they like babel fish? yes. except the ego goes in the fish, not the other way around hmm. babel fish. ego trout. the tower of babel was knocked down because of ego! ùíù Korky [barakseg@192.117.241.34] has joined #StarControl Hello Want me to tell me about this evil dream i just had? you do? ok ill tell My uncle is supposed to bring me like 20 original games from china (games he got for free), and im waiting for this pack for 2 months already... so in my dream the pack finally got here, and insted of all the games i wasnted i got kiddis softwere like Barney the Dinosuar day in the market, learning english with Pillsbury, Purple tentacle's bowling alley (which i got a bowling ball with), and some more crap like that then for some reason i ran amok throwing cards at everyone...... wierd annoying dream... please say something... if anyone will say something i will leave that will be the only way to get rid of me (excpet for kicking me which will also work quite well) but that will just be evil.. SAY SOMETHING!!!!!!!! SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!! JUST WRITE ONE WORD SO I CAN LEAVE! say bye or something you are all evil! evil ilwrath sitting there laughing! with some umgahs too! laughing and mocking! mocking and laughing!!! ùíù Admrl-ZEX [sol@192.115.106.111] has joined #StarCOntrol hello-o-o I AM FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN GO NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU ORZ!!!!!!!!!!! BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! o.k.... now you try getting them to talk bye ùíù SignOff Korky: #starcontrol (Leaving) ppl... TALK! problem was that it saw people using showdown pro when they actually didn't use it.. dunno why.. probably bitch-x sucks .. Find all the SC race names used to make up the word 'Chmmrnmhr-quandrosyrelnormycohr-ah' Chmmr mmrnmhrm Ur-Quan Androsynth Syreen Melnorme Mycon Kohr-Ah you know what they say, dinner is the most important meal of the day What's it going to be? Wildebeast? Gazelle? Sorry, crap cheetah joke there... For god's sake, it's just a computer game, get a life!! ùíù Mikeman has changed the topic on channel #starcontrol to: For God's sakes! It's just a computer game, get a life!!! wow lol you said it the same time I changed the topic to it how often does that happen? I am going to send microshaft some flame mails theyll probably sue you ùíù Shadow-Ki is now known as Admrl-ZEX I'll sue them!!! anyway!!! ùíù Admrl-ZEX is now known as Admrl-awa ùíù Admrl-awa is now known as Admrlaway and if you wont have enough money theyll eat you microsoft ate my leg you know ùíù Pulse has changed the topic on channel #starcontrol to: dont put me in the topic! how can somebody be a child of a corn? can you be a child of an eggplant too? =) dunno.. I think they worsipped some weird "öklömöklö" in the corn fields "öklömöklö" is something we call a weird thing we dont know what it is duh? whats tyat word? (it looks like hebrew fonts to me) oh yeah, its by steven king is that like a thing your aunt gave you that you don't know what it is? is that question aimed at me? sure :) my aunt never give me anything....i truly have no idea what you are talking about heh, it's sort of an obscure reference to the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy game ahha, never read it ! you've never read adams? the game, not the book puskajussi! theres a game? oh i was also in the bab-com channel on the warner brothers server but everyone there were....well...like the brady bunch...they kept hugging each other, kissing, doing rainbows...and they got so mad when i once said the word penis (OOOHHHHH!!!!!!!!) did you check out that fallout page? if u do gimme the movies i'll call I can't I don't have a browser hi guys anyone have suggestions of good games to get? why dont you have a browser? it was destroyded in the last war fallout 2, grim fandango, final fantasy 7, half life, sin, sc2 (duh), the new civilization games that are coming out you see hadnt had time yet.. going now I have a war going on my harddrive I have c , d , e , f and which was is that and the enemy got f and e and attacked d is f a hd or cd? i have most of those games already in his assult the netscape was hit and some games hd my cd's are g and h ð DAvatar reminds you tou *enjoy the sauce*!!! ð Cheetah consumes *the sauce* by the gallon and relishes it wonderfully ð Cheetah wonders what *the sauce* really is Pace Picante. From the folks who KNOW what *the sauce* should taste like. heh hey, this *sauce* is from new york city! NEW YORK CITY?! Get a rope... inging - heh Hey, I wonder where R-man's sleeping anyway? u are messed in the head, meph Perhaps on the #StarControl futon? We have a futon? Sure we do! }:-)> And a couch... And a couple of recliners... It's a big couch though... And some lawn chairs. Wow... what else do we have in here? ð StrChaser looks for the bar And a lot of uncomfortable metal fold-out chairs. Yup, and a bar too! }:-)> ð Cheetah orders a peach daquiri ð StrChaser orders a Grasshopper Nope, no bartender...it's just one of those bars where you can make crap yourself. oh ð Cheetah makes himself a peach daquiri Unless we hire one... have you ever had a peach daquiri? ð StrChaser transports in Bill... a mechanichal wonder bar robot... they're wonderful It's all funded by Stilly too, so make sure to thank him! }:-)> On loan from another channel Bill! Make me a Grasshopper! ð Mephisto- grabs a big ol' bottle of vodka from under the bar. ð StrChaser takes my Grasshoper from bill and sips it.. mmmmmm perfect! ùíù {TheTao} is now known as BillBar What'll it be boys and girls? hehehe ð Mephisto- scooches up next to Danette and drinks it. hey! no sharing buy your own we don't have an endowment here! Nah, I drinking the big bottle of vodka that I uhh...borrowed from the bar. }:-)> HEY! ð BillBar whips out his baseball bat lol you gotta pay for that! ð Mephisto- gives the stupid bot $5. there we go =] Bill has a laser, not a bat! I do? wow! whatdya know! beep boop brrrrrr kchiink fzzzzzzzzzzz He's a robot! kool! I can write my name under the bar with it! I stole him from a chat room I used to go to how could you have stolen me? that implies that someone OWNED me! ð BillBar calls the aspcb what's the aspcb bill? hehe... I stole you from a Star Wars chat room.... they mistreated you there amnyways the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Bots, of course! Cheetah> ok, enough of this ð Cheetah smacks bill ùíù BillBar is now known as {TheTao} You know...this place also has a bathroom (AKA the little Orz room since Stilly was too cheap to buy a seperate one for men and women) and a bedroom (where Kimberly and I spend most of our time) with hidden cameras in it (there are cameras in the bathroom and the main channel too, Big Stilly is always watching...he likes to *watch*). }:-)> lol wow, the magic smack <{TheTao}> I'm not on smack! there's a nice scenic overlook too <{TheTao}> I'm on heroin! <{TheTao}> but I'm in rehab =] <{TheTao}> the people at the rehab center don't know that I drop acid though =] ð Cheetah smacks {TheTao} a bit harder The little Orz room is infested with little Orz that like to jump out of the toilet and crawl up certain orifices though...so watch out! }:-)> ð {TheTao} turns into his normal detached self ð StrChaser finishes her grasshopper and dives into the pretzel bowl... too late I already ate all the pretzels ð Cheetah LOVES pretzels Damn! ð StrChaser slaps Cheetah around a bit with a large trout wait, here we go, I found another bag ð Mephisto- brings in a bowl af pretzels as large as a swimming pool and dives into it. take it from me quick before I devour it hey! That's ok... Er...of YAWN ð Mephisto- is bored... <_Stilgar> starcontrol.obscurity.net/files/video/spathi2.zip <---CHECK IT OUT!! Hey, I'm in IngIngs weird conversations Vol.10 Remember.... Big Inging is watching YOU! . . . .. . .. . . ... . . . . . ... . .. .. ... . . ... .. .. .. .... .... . . . .. . . ... . ... . ... .... . . .. . .. . . . . . . . .. . ... .... . . . . . . . . . . . ............... that's great ... . . .... ... . .. . . . . ... . . .. . . . TA DA ! My master piece is that a VUX intruder? can be it can be many things thats why THEY call it moderan art ð _Stilgar just spent 30 minutes laughing his butt off reading wc10edit.txt <_Stilgar> Hello IR_Baboon <_Stilgar> I am in such a happy mood now And what is WC10EDIT.txt? ùíù Earthling [~Earthling@R-H-186-25.access.net.il] has joined #starcontrol hi <_Stilgar> *Silly channel conversations*, part 10. <_Stilgar> We should put a quota on people from Israel on this channel :) <_Stilgar> Or better yet, make everyone here learn Hebrew! <_Stilgar> "Kif halak ya TanAdept, ana mabsut, ve anta??" <_Stilgar> Oh wait Hey Stilgar , do u have a bot in here ? <_Stilgar> That's Arabic ùíù _Stilgar has changed the topic on channel #starcontrol to: Wconv10.txt ROCKS THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Our Geography teacher has a major problem he gets stucks simple has that "Hello children today we will learn about ..... 1 minutes <_Stilgar> Um....my Math Professor is kinda short.... 2 minutes 3 minutes .... 5 minutes Geography ùíù SignOff _Stilgar: #starcontrol (((( (( (IN STEREO where available) )) )))) ùíù GaBE`99a [HollaAtMe@p45.amax1.dialup.tus2.flash.net] has joined #starcontrol WHERE IS! hiya psycho gabe STILGARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR seen _stilgar I don't know about _stilgar I don't know about _stilgar hi crazy cheetoh ;D Cheetah: I last saw _stilgar 1 hour 58 minutes 2 seconds ago. SEEN STILGAR GaBE`99a: I haven't seen anyone with the nick - STILGAR. STILGORT! SEEN INGING GaBE`99a: INGING is on the channel right now - look in front of you !! ;D ING ING! how many joints have you smoked in the last 24 hrs gabe? LETS SEE yes? =D 0 ok, lets be more general: how many mind-altering drugs have you ingested in the last 24 hrs prozak? LETS SEE!!!!! nitrus oxide? large amounts of sugar? LARGE AMOUNTS OF.... NOTHING!@ ;D then why in the hell are you so nutzoid? FOR YOU SE!!!!! THERE ARE TIMES! come now gabe, be a *happy camper* and not a *silly cow*. You are enjoying *the sauce* too much of late. SILENCE! nien! YES! ùíù mode/#starcontrol [+v fwifo] by LordR_man Happy now?? sheesh whats that? ð fwifo slaps fwifo around a bit with a large trout It's a nice little + for you what did you do? Hehe what does it do? whats it called It grants you magical powers it's called..voice whats it do for me though? ð fwifo slaps fwifo around a bit with a large trout You can scream really lowd ? It gives you more voice ???? Hehe ð fwifo is very puzzled loft.martech.net...trade wars 2002 :) oh. that is a telnet bbs <_Stilgar> http://starcontrol.obscurity.net/files/video/Spathi2.zip <_Stilgar> Everyone here is friendly, and they offer you their monthly saving upon request! Hrm. hello inging Why don't I even remember saying half the stuff I've said in this log? :) <_Stilgar> Just the other day, I came in here, and Inging attempted to give me his credit card number. I Had to fight off his begging! damn, i hate litrature whats wrong with literature? i dont know hows it is in finland, but in school the way they teach us so crapy. they ask what do we think, we say what we think, they say: maybe...but this is the right answer, and then they say something soooo not true about the poem or book its something like this: theres the word hello in the book (im just giving an example) now the word hello may mean hello in the obvious sense, but no it doesnt! we didnt know that in one of the bible stories someone once said hello, and because 5 books before that book someone talked about sand, so the word hello actually means sand (im not exatgrating) SnakeMan11's Page has been updated!!! www.geocities.com/Area51/Nebula/9824/index.html http://pages.hotbot.com/sf/zenzmurfy how is chmmr pronounced? I always pronounce it Chu-Murr No it's Chim-er isn't it? there's no vowels Why the 'i' sound? I say more like Shimmer I don't know why. Well It's like that But I'd really say Chimmer Ugh Well, it's not really important is it unhnfashd yes. very. ùíù SignOff ZenZmurfy: #starcontrol (escapes in a lifepod!) Why? ùíù mode/#starcontrol [+o Gezer] by Tsing Thanks Because it's very important It could mean the difference between life and death someday. Say you go to them to enhance your bomb, what are you gonna do when they say no because you can't pronounce their name? :) Hah. Yeah, very likely. 'No, we won't improve your bomb and give us our one and only hope to stop the kohr-Ah from killing all life in the galaxy...' 'UNTIL you get our name right!' "Hey, we have a pretty good net connection to the show floor. For all of you out there who are fans of companies with "Solutions" in their names or slogans, you're missing out. Even little dinky fans are "cooling solutions" here -- I'm expecting to see the ConventionCenterDogs advertised as "Meat-Product-Based Hunger Solutions For The Enterprise." (I'm so glad nobody has asked me if a Linux server would be good for the Enterprise, or I would have said something like, "sure, go ahead and beam it up, we'll bill you" and been soundly chastised for lame humor. Tux the Penguin on top of this monitor reminds me of the "penguin on top of your television set will explode" penguin though.)" --http://vegas.varesearch.com/varesearch/index.html EvilEye: try telnetting to loft.martech.net * >EvilEye #starcontrol nods telnet bbs :) *conversation dies* no shit but at least it didnt die in agony it went nice and quietly yeah i think it would have wanted it that way www.angelfire.com/sc/Starcontrol2/ is my web page Inging- we're updating the webpage, and it just wouldn't be a good update without a word of encouragement or two from you! You are the official happy person of the channel And leader of the cheerleading squad cheerleading squad? #starcontrol, #starcontrol, rah rah rah! "Give it twice to the Kohr-Ah!" ð Inging encourages the page to be updated Thanks Inging!!! we couldn't do it without you!! ùíù Topic for #starcontrol: if sc3 was called 'Crux vs. Jackasses' i wouldnt have bought it ùíù topic set by Sti|gar [Sun Nov 22 19:00:08 1998] Entschuldigung, Herr Ing apology? (and herr ing? am I fish now?) Entschuldigung = Greetings, Herr Ing = Mr Ing ùíù FortunaW [fortunawol@host-209-214-62-209.ilm.bellsouth.net] has joined #starcontrol hi guys oh. Babelfish said "Apology" :) hi fortunaw who's babelfish? hi inging. babelfish.altavista.digital.com hehe babelfish rocks, but is rather stupid sometimes :) To Microsoft, Linux means never having to say "I'm a monopoly." Plausible deniability. The famous "Halloween" memos notwithstanding, that's what Linux represents to Microsoft, filling the role once occupied by MacOS. When the Department of Justice snaps on the floodlights in the henhouse to discover Microsoft in there, with its fur matted crimson with feathers and tendons and beaks dripping from its fangs and claws, the company can point to the penguin in the corner, sitting there quietly reading its back-issues of Dr. Dobbs' Journal, unmolested. "Yes, officer," Microsoft can say, after finishing the mouthful it had been working on before being interrupted, "a most awful thing, all of these other creatures which couldn't survive in a free-marketplace...but this work, surely it's no work of ours." And then on it can feast, after quickly bitching about how the chickens interfered with its ongoing commitment to delivering quality solutions which served the end-user. So long as the penguin doesn't put up too much interference with its dealings with the chickens, Microsoft will barely pay it any attention. -- from IHNATKO #12: Going To See The Penguin by Andy Ihnatko, andy@maccentral.com would be like a Robo-Yehat Terminator-Yehat hehehe "I'll be bwak!!" oh god! hehehe mwu ah ha ha :) that's so corny is hilarous don't let anyone tell you otherwise, peptobismol and robitussin are actually kinda tasty Sounds delicious... but I'll take your word for it I'm not about to try it myself separately of course ð Tsing wonders where the hell IR_Baboon has got to yeah, it's so "tasty" we have a soft drink here that tastes just like cough syrup Are you sure you're not going in a chemist by mistake? That would explain it.. no, I tried Mr. Pibb (but only once) what soft drink? mr pibb? yeah Hmmm... I've never heard of Mr Pibb... Must be unavailable in Uk i'll mail you some if you want I can probably do without... I can just drink something with 'For Chesty Coughs' written on it and pretend it's Mr Pibb It's just a regular FServe that I created using mIRC. I was the second one here to make an FServe... Inging's was the first, and he taught me how to make one. [???? I never had an FServe...] then I will buy a book for dummies I am one when it comes to C then I will learn python well, if you install linux, it's usually included in the distribution. otherwise, i'd look at www.cygnus.com and a whole lot of other stuff <_Stilgar> Why are you learning python? and I will become a programmer and make lots of money <_Stilgar> Fwiffo- sounds like you have your life planned out! [ctcp(fwiffo)] VERSION ùíù CTCP VERSION reply from fwiffo: mIRC32 v5.41 K.Mardam-Bey <_Stilgar> I think I'll be like Inging <_Stilgar> And move to Illinois <_Stilgar> And idle in #StarControl heheh <_Stilgar> And have my own fan club heh I am ganna write while I am a pgogramer <_Stilgar> And have armies of women at my leisure anmd have money for reitre ment <_Stilgar> And then....I'll take over the Council of Ings just remember, you heled me start my carier ùíù SignOff LordR-man: #starcontrol (Leaving) <_Stilgar> And become the Great ING (GING) hah, yeah right <_Stilgar> As the GING, I'll control the stock trade ùíù LordR-man [yage@d239.dial-5.cmb.ma.ultra.net] has joined #starcontrol ùíù mode/#starcontrol [+o LordR-man] by Mephy <_Stilgar> And live happily ever after <_Stilgar> =-THE END-= _Stilgar> Ing- ah, you challange my position as the GING? yes, definitely <_Stilgar> NOOOOO <_Stilgar> Inging- now we have to battle it out, as the ancient rituals dictate!! you are not Ingy enough to be the GING <_Stilgar> Oh YEAH??!??!!? <_Stilgar> I'm more Ingy then your mama! oh, yeah? well, i'm more Ingy times two! fwiffo> hehe <_Stilgar> I'm more Ingy x Ing^2! I am ingy time infinity _Stilgar> Inging- we must conform to the ancient rituals...we must fight it out sumo-style. <_Stilgar> So, as soon as each of us gains 800 pounds, we can proceed. ð _Stilgar reaches for the pita bread heheh yeah, in the meantime, we can watch Pro wrestling <_Stilgar> Here come the calories!!!! <_Stilgar> .1 ... .2 .... .3 .... ð fwiffo has a heart attack just thinking about it <_Stilgar> Inging- what's your "pro" name? <_Stilgar> "Mighty" Ion Ingi Inging? "The Body." No, wait, that's taken. <_Stilgar> "The ant"? <_Stilgar> That will send your opponents running.. ð fwiffo falls on his back ð fwiffo has pale skin <_Stilgar> See Inging? it works. <_Stilgar> So it is. Ian "The Ant" Inging. ð fwiffo is fwifo the dd <_Stilgar> From the right side.....John "I ate your mother for breakfast last night" Smith! <_Stilgar> From the left side......Ian "The Ant who ate cereal for breakfast this morning" Inging! <_Stilgar> And bets for Inging's side are on!!! <_Stilgar> Here they come!!!!! <_Stilgar> 25 cents.....50 cents.... ð fwiffo is dead <_Stilgar> Wait a minute. <_Stilgar> How can John Smith eat your mother for breakfast last night? ð fwiffo is decomposing <_Stilgar> Heh. So much for my sports narrating career. <_Stilgar> Ok folks, I'll be back at a later period. ð fwiffo is now a lump of dirt ùíù SignOff _Stilgar: #starcontrol (Ok folks, I'll be back at a later period.) Hey! Smith! You know who's going to be taking the title from you tonight! aw, shucks heh.... then check out http://www.angelfire.com/wv/skanko/starcon2.html there you'll find a cool ship patch page ùíù ethernal [~ethernal@res2n-204-1.res.unbc.ca] has joined #starcontrol ùíù echoer [~Echo@res2n-204-1.res.unbc.ca] has joined #starcontrol ùíù CDR|XDCC [~isowarez@res2n-204-1.res.unbc.ca] has joined #starcontrol Opz.tcl: I have been told not to allow myself or my fellow bots to obtain ops, any attempt will result in my de-oping myself. Database save in 1:29 My site is supposed to be http://ultra.net/pub0/m/mms441/public_html/html/starcontrol.html, but it won't show up on netscape or anything Hmm And I transfered all of the files to the server I transfered it to ftp.ultra.net Hello? actually, the URL is http://www.ultranet.com/~mms441/Html/Starcontrol.html ÚÄÄÄÄÄ---Ä--ÄÄ-ÄÄÄÄÄÄ---Ä--ÄÄ-ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ--- -- - | R-man (yage@d194.dial-6.cmb.ma.ultra.net) (Internic Network) ³ ircname : Stilgar | channels : #starcontrol ³ server : irc-2.ais.net ([207.154.148.66] American Information Systems, In) Heh How did you do that inging! Ok, my new sight is, http://www.ultranet.com/~mms441/Html/Frames.html, everyone can visit it! Yay! ð Tsing cheers Thanks Inging! heh, you're welcome Thats strange, it won't show the Cheats page cute ftp is very simple all you do is select the files to upload or download, then right click on it, select upload/download whichever it is if you want to go into a directory, you just double-click the folder yes, but what if you want to change permissions if you want to go up a tree level, you just double-click the up arrow. cuteftp isn't an FTP Daemon...atleast not last time I checked it's just a program to access somebody's ftp whoever's running the ftp has to change the permissions on their machine ùíù Pulse [pulse@genesis.froogle.net.au] has joined #starcontrol no, i mean change file permissions on the remote server you can't... Inging, Ultranet.com won't give me cgi-bin access, thats why it won't work... that'd be ludicrous even in your own home directory? -you- can't change accesses on -somebody else's- machine yes, but if they're -your- files in -your- home directory... Heh you'd need ROOT access Ing, ultranet,com won't give me cgi-bin acccess becasue of security matters... I';; just have to find a new shell I guess... all right r-man But thanks a lot for your help! crackr: um, no you wouldn't I know that nobody can give accesses to files on my machine I've gotta do that. ùíù SignOff Pulse: #starcontrol (Read error: 0 (Undefined error: 0)) ùíù Pulse [pulse@genesis.froogle.net.au] has joined #starcontrol