> hmm..i think wconv6 is large enough to sen to you now
> do you want it (now or later?)
<Stilgar> Sure, send it over!
<Stilgar> Does this contain quotes from #uiuc?
> hmm...probably not very many from #uiuc in this one
> but i think i put a few from #fushigiyuugi in here...
<Stilgar> hehe
<Stilgar> #fushigiyuugi is second only to #Mrnrnrmmhmnrmmhnrm

<Ur-Quan> topic #starcontrol Identificate yourself imminently!
*** Ur-Quan changes topic to "Identificate yourself imminently!"
> I'm Inging
<Ur-Quan> okay, that'll work :)
<robbot> ********** inging is the winner! ***********
<robbot>    For your amazing talents, inging wins:
<robbot>    Your very own slime dog!!             

<Stilgar> NOW, DON'T YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT <<<HAWAII>>>????
*** kain_5 is now known as Orz
<Orz> NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<TalkinPet> yes-must-talk-about-Hawaii
<Aftab> yes I want to talk about Hawaii
<Orz> no
<Orz> NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Juffo-Wup is all. The Non must become Juffo-Wup or Void.

*** TalkinPet is now known as Talana
<Talana> free sex to the first one to op me!
*** Ur-Quan sets mode: +o Talana 
<Ur-Quan> hehehe
* Talana gets close to Ur-Quan
<Talana> My, your tentacles are so... BIG!
<Stilgar> hehe
<Stilgar> hehehehe
<Talana> There, Ur-Quan, don't you feel more comfortable with that off?
* Stilgar is puzzled
<Stilgar> Just what DO Ur-Quan have on?
<Ur-Quan> Such matters are not your concern! :)
<Stilgar> hehehe

> whee, anime tomorrow
<Stilgar> You have a TV at your dorm?
* Ur-Quan is the north American continent's last supporter of mod music
> yes, i do, and a limited cable service too
> (but that's not where i'm going to be watching the anime)
<Stilgar> No way, I'm all for it Ur-Q!
<Stilgar> Ing- let me guess, UIUC's SONY theatre? :)
<Ur-Quan> Stilgar, you defected to mp3 the moment it came out, you sellout!
> nope, one of the physics lecture rooms. (?!)
<Stilgar> Hehehe
> but...uiuc DOES have a few things one would not expect at fist glance...
> the bowling alley, for example. ;)
<Stilgar> Hahahaha
<Stilgar> And a big room full of fluffy pink pillows? :)
> nope :)
> in case you weren't sure, uiuc really does have a bowling alley, in the basement of the Illini Union
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*** Stilgar (yage@ppp-14.ts-1.fra.idt.net) has left #starcontrol
<KLoC> damnit, i JUST got back as stilgar leaves....
> heh
*** Xxyl (sam14@b61548.STUDENT.CWRU.Edu) has joined #starcontrol
<KLoC> xxyl!
*** Inging sets mode: +o Xxyl 
<Xxyl> allo
<Xxyl> thx
> howdy xxyl
<Xxyl> so...what is 'appening?
> What? didn't you hear about the Frungy game?
<Xxyl> Frungy? I love Frungy!
<Xxyl> Even now I'm asking "who's ahead in the Frungy finals?"
> yeah, well, who da ya think's ahead? ;)
<Xxyl> I have no idea.
> well...me neither.
<KLoC> the zerbangy of course ;)
> i thought they were extinct...
<KLoC> Inging:  well...yeah...that's true....but if they weren't they would just eat the competition
<Xxyl> no, the zebranky are extinct.
<Xxyl> :P
> oh, the zerBANGy are winning.
<Xxyl> Oh, I wish I had an inkjet printer. I'd make cool starcon T-shirts
<Xxyl> A "Enjoy the Sauce" Orz Shirt....
<Xxyl> "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder" Spathi shrit...
<Xxyl> shirt.
<Xxyl> and now I have an idea for a "Frungy is Life...the rest is just details" ZPF shirt, like those 
   sports shirts.
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<GrafAtPal> hey there 
<Xxyl> Hey
> hello grafatpal
<KLoC> hello
<GrafAtPal> how is everyobdy
<Xxyl> oh, just *peachy*
<GrafAtPal> ahh...my tentacles itch
> we're *enjoying the sauce*
<Xxyl> Not much *sauce* to be had it seems.
> yeah, we need to take a trip to the *grocery store*

*** Stilgar (yage@ppp-14.ts-1.fra.idt.net) has joined #starcontrol
*** Inging sets mode: +o Stilgar 
<Stilgar> XXYL?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
> er, surprised he's here? :)
<Stilgar> Considering I haven't seen him in just about a year.....YES. :)

<Stilgar> Its
* Stilgar headbutts Xxyl
<Stilgar> Really
-> [inging] beep
* Stilgar kicks Xxyl
<Stilgar> Fun
* Stilgar shakes Xxyl around
<Stilgar> To
* Stilgar slaps Xxyl around a bit with a large trout
<Stilgar> Abuse
* Stilgar wiggles Xxyl's nose
<Stilgar> People
<Xxyl> what! 
<Xxyl> geez.
* Stilgar slams Xxyl's head
<Stilgar> who are away!
<Xxyl> treat people like this, wonder why they leave.
<Stilgar> Xxyl!!!!!!!!!!!!#%)(#!*()%!)*(*)#)!)!)(!)(*!)(*)#*(%)*(!%#)*(!#*()%!#*()%*()!#%*#!*()%*()!#*()%!
   )*(#%*()!#*()!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Xxyl> leave your internet persona unattended for two minutes and it gets all abused.

<Stilgar> VUX generals never die...they just <complete the joke>
<Xxyl> they complete the joke? that makes no sense

<Stilgar> <<<CITIZENS OF THE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. FROM THIS TIME ON, YOU WILL SERVICE-- US>>>
<Xxyl> You will service yourselveS?
* Xxyl blinks.
<Stilgar> Exactly, that's what I didn't get.

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<Stilgar> Woah, a VUX subcommander.
<Xxyl> Beck? Like the rock group?
<BEX> Salutions, admiral!
*** Stilgar sets mode: +o BEX 
*** BEX is now known as ORZ
<Stilgar> Better? :)
> BEX? the "number 1 imported german beer?"
<Xxyl> hehe
<Stilgar> Hehehehe
<Stilgar> If BEX is the number 1 imported german beer, would SEX be the number 1 imported german habit?
<Xxyl> no.
<Stilgar> Oh.
<Stilgar> Just thought I'd ask.
<Xxyl> Imported sex is just wrong.
<Stilgar> What about FAX?
<Xxyl> what about it?
<Stilgar> Imported sex with fax over bex?
* Inging was chewing imported GUM a few minutes ago...didn't taste great
> ofcourse that doesn't rhyme with ?EX...
<Stilgar> Foreign things are bad.
> well, the caramel corn cookies were pretty good...
<Stilgar> Actually, foreigners are make-believe. Just like Santaclause and eskimos.
> um...aren't you a foreigner Stil? ;)
<Stilgar> Is that how you spell it? Santa Clause?
<Stilgar> Yeah...that's the dilema that I've been having :)
> that's how you spell a Tim Allen movie.
<Xxyl> hrm.
<Stilgar> So are Xxyl's two (former?) roommates.
<Xxyl> yep.
> so was my former roommate.
<Stilgar> Are you still in a room with the Xxyl?
<Stilgar> Xxyl's room:
<Stilgar> ------
<Stilgar> Poop.
<Stilgar> -----
<Stilgar> | x |
<Stilgar> -----
<Stilgar> x= Xxyl.
<Stilgar> (Surprsingly enough).
<Stilgar> [KLoC PING reply]: 49 seconds
<Stilgar> Yicks
-> [Stilgar] ping
<Stilgar> Surprisingly even
<Stilgar> What nationality, Inging?
> from Singapore
<Xxyl> heh, I've got a bit of a bigger room now.
> where they aren't allowed to chew gum in public
<Xxyl> it's actually "The Barn."
> [Stilgar PING reply]: 34 secs
<Xxyl> so-called because of the shape of the roof, I think
*** B0X (stilgar@sy.webaxis.com) has joined #starcontrol
<Stilgar> Um....maybe not.
*** KLoC sets mode: +b *!*@sy.webaxis.com 
-KLoC:#StarControl- Illegal Clones! IP: *!*@sy.webaxis.com, Banning. (7th Sphere)
*** ZEX was kicked by KLoC (Clones! *!*@sy.webaxis.com (7th Sphere)
*** ORZ was kicked by KLoC (Clones! *!*@sy.webaxis.com (7th Sphere)
*** B0X was kicked by KLoC (Clones! *!*@sy.webaxis.com (7th Sphere)
<Xxyl> once...there was this kid...o/~ Who took a trib to singapore a brought along his spraypaint..o/~
...
<ZEX> Disgrace!
<ORZ> Indeed, admiral!
<ZEX> The hunam must be punished!
<ORZ> Severly!
* ZEX punishes KLoC severly.
<ORZ> That'd show 'em, Admiral.
* ORZ goes back to sleep.
<ZEX> [1] 19:59 @ORZ on *private* (+nst) * type /help for help
* ZEX goes back to sleep.      
<Xxyl> o/~ send in the clones o/~

<Xxyl> geez. where have you two been? :P
<Stilgar> Right here, actually.
<Stilgar> The presence (or lack thereof) of a bot doesn't allow us to get out much.
<Stilgar> Though Inging has been rumored to take short walks between the UIUC buildings.
<Stilgar> But those remain yet unconfirmed.

<Xxyl> Hah! There's a work group in the network here called "7 deadly sins"
<Xxyl> compter names: Lust, Gluttony, Envy...and Orioles.
<Xxyl> computer, that is
<Stilgar> Are you sure it wasn't "BingBing"? :)
<Xxyl> hehe...Orioles...think that computer is in the wrong group
<Stilgar> Hehehe
* Inging looks at his workgroup's computer names...
> one called "Bob's cow"...
<Stilgar> Xxyl- naaaa.
<KLoC> hehehhe
> and anouther called "Bessie"...
<Stilgar> hahaha

<Mephisto_> ZEX slaves.
<ZEX> No we aren't.
<Stilgar> Hehehe.
<ZEX> Your mama is so VEX she had SEX with REX!
*** ZEX has quit IRC (HAR.HAR.OVERLOAD.)
<Xxyl> ?
<Stilgar> Drive by joking.
<Mephisto_> I'm at least 3 times as perverted as ZEX.
<Stilgar> Fly by, in this case.

<Stilgar> Xx- will you be around tomorrow?
<Xxyl> aw.
<Xxyl> Er...maybe
<Xxyl> I think.
<Stilgar> I hope so :)
<Stilgar> Talk to y'all later!
<Xxyl> When you need me, clever child, I will appear.
<Xxyl> I do not hold the same importance to *time* as you humans.

SnakeMan1 is Backus@user-37kbn31.dialup.mindspring.com * qualguy@mindspring.com
SnakeMan1 on #Starcontrol 
SnakeMan1 using irc.mindspring.com Mindspring Enterprises IRC Server
SnakeMan1 End of /WHOIS list.
-

* Ur-Quan frantically attepts CPR on {Camper}
<Ur-Quan> breathe, damnit, breathe!
<SnakeMan1> He's a good aussie =)
<SnakeMan1> HEeeh ee hehheeee
* Ur-Quan sobs and is carried away from {Camper}'s lifeless code...
* SnakeMan1 Injects {Camper} with 500 gigawatt bolt
<SnakeMan1> Nice comedy urquan
<Stilgar> How can one CPR code?
<Stilgar> "Compile, damn it, compile!"
<SnakeMan1> ]Hee hee
<Stilgar> CLEAR!!!
<Stilgar> Cha-goom
<Stilgar> CODE BLUE!!!!
<SnakeMan1> Damnit Jim, I'm a technician not a technician!!!!!
...
*** Stilgar changes topic to "<Ur-Quan> {Camper}... h3 wUz 1 l33t b0tt... "
...
<Stilgar> {Camper}...death at 1400 hours....reason: lack of Methane

<Stilgar> And how come you would just get 'stuck' at the end of the map...what was up with that?!
<Ur-Quan> Um, the Arilou did that... up, that's it :)
<Stilgar> They put fances around the ENTIRE quadrant??

<SnakeMan1> ____/_____\_____
<SnakeMan1> <-------------------------->
<Stilgar> ?
<SnakeMan1> ag
<SnakeMan1> it's hard to draw a Arilou Skiff on IRC ;)
> the ascii version of pizza hut?
<SnakeMan1> |oops
<Stilgar> hehehehe

<Stilgar> The page was fetched in 66.072 seconds and will be indexed within a day or two.
<Stilgar>                          This URL has been recorded by our robot.
<Stilgar> CHANNEL HISTORY!!!!!!!!!!
> yay!!
<Stilgar> Now we'll TRUELY see how popular altavista is :)
<Stilgar> Hey, why not go all the way?
* Stilgar goes to lycos.com
> can i do hotbot? please? :)
<Stilgar> Sure! :)
<Stilgar> We successfully spidered your page.
<Stilgar>                   url: http://www.imaginetech.com/~stilgar/starcon 
<Stilgar>                   date: 14 Sep 97 
<Stilgar>                   last modification: 14 Sep 97 
<Stilgar>                   type: text/html 
<Stilgar> Yay!
> um, should i put my e-mail or your's here?
<Stilgar> Hmmm...what do you think they'll use it for? spam?
> who knows
<Stilgar> Put in stilgar@xeo.com
> ok
> Got it! Adding to the list of URLs to              be crawled:
> URL: http://www.imaginetech.com/~stilgar/starcon              email: stilgar@xeo.com
> HotBot's web crawler crawls the Web continuously, but it              takes time for it to visit every 
  page. Please be patient, it may              take up to two weeks for your URL to be added to our       
         database.
<Stilgar> Yay!
* Stilgar hifives Inging
> yeah! :)

> the word "ariadnology" shows up only once on hotbot, and that page is in russian.
<Stilgar> What does it mean? 
*** ORZ (stilgar@sy.webaxis.com) has joined #starcontrol
> well, i don't have a formal definition, but it's sort of like the science of trying to index the entire 
  knowledge of the earth (and possibly making a mess of it)
<ORZ> Here I am, ready to serve again!
*** Stilgar sets mode: +o ORZ 
<Stilgar> Wow, nifty
<Stilgar> Damn, I have to run
> it's from the short story "ms fnd in a lbry"

"I don't care who you are, Fatso. Just get those reindeer off my roof."
 - leibniz rumor

>x rug
You see nothing special about the oriental rug.

>move rug
With a great effort, the rug is moved to one side of the room, revealing a
seamless wooden floor.

Somewhat embarrassed, you move the rug back again.

* Snargly is away!! |MAKING HISTORY BABY!!!!|
*** Snargly has quit IRC (Making History)

<ORZ> Greetings, master.
<Stilgar> Hello ORZ, report.
<ORZ> Minor activity in sector four. Supposedly Yehat infiltration. We will retaliate.
<Stilgar> I ment the channel, silly.
<ORZ> Oh, THAT. Nothing new sir.
<Stilgar> B-O-R-I-N-G.
<ORZ> Sorry..
* ORZ is away...back to fighting the Yehat

<SnakeMan1> d=
<SnakeMan1> =
<SnakeMan1> (=
<SnakeMan1> @@@@@@@@@@@@@| B)
<Mephisto_> }:-)>
<Mephisto_> <(-:{
<SnakeMan1> \| =ZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzzT
<SnakeMan1> \ () Zzt
<SnakeMan1> zZt
<SnakeMan1> Silly
<SnakeMan1> RECORD!!! INGING!!! RECORD!!!
<SnakeMan1> =p
<Stilgar> ??
<SnakeMan1> =7
<SnakeMan1> 1234567890
<SnakeMan1> 0987654321
<SnakeMan1> *silly87
<SnakeMan1> oops
<SnakeMan1> *silly*
<SnakeMan1> qwertyuiop[]asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./
<SnakeMan1> oopsies
<Stilgar> ?/
<SnakeMan1> Ok...
<Stilgar> What should Inging record?
<SnakeMan1> Let's get down to business...
> this nonsense he's typing..?
<Mephisto_> It is too much *silly cows*!
<SnakeMan1> Hee hee
<SnakeMan1> Yea
<SnakeMan1> Ok nevermnd
<SnakeMan1> WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW DREADNAUGHT
<SnakeMan1> COME ON!! SOMEONE SAY SOMETHINg PRODUCTIVE!!!
<Stilgar> Hehehehehehe
> i'm going to dinner
<SnakeMan1> Yea
<SnakeMan1> I had DiGorinio

*** Joshua5 changes topic to "*Frumple* ... You *Campers*. We will have to *dance* with *silly cows* and 
be su"
<Mephisto_> IT IS TOO MUCH *FRUMPLE*!
<SnakeMan1> oopsies
*** Stilgar has quit IRC (I am cheese...I stand between the bread and the butter.)
*** Joshua5 changes topic to "*Frumple**Campers*. We will *dance* with *silly cows* and be sure to *enjoy 
the "
...
*** Mephisto_ changes topic to "*Frumple*!"
*** Joshua5 changes topic to "It tastes *Frumple*icous!"
<Mephisto_> Mass takeover, Hah Hah Hah!
*** SnakeMan1 changes topic to ""We come in peace, YEA RIGHT WERE GONNA BLOW YER HEAD OFF!!""
*** SnakeMan1 changes topic to "scrumdiddilyumptious"
*** Mephisto_ changes topic to "*Frumple*diddilyumptious *sauce*!"
*** Joshua5 changes topic to "*Frumple* - You wil *dance* now!"
*** SnakeMan1 changes topic to "Moomoomomoooomomoooo"
*** SnakeMan1 changes topic to "$=)@@@ Toga Party!!!"
*** Mephisto_ changes topic to "You are too much *silly cows*!"
<SnakeMan1> Ing record
<Mephisto_> I'm bored.
*** SnakeMan1 changes topic to "Hey stop that"
*** Mephisto_ changes topic to "Hey stop what?"
*** SnakeMan1 changes topic to "the topic changing!!"
*** SnakeMan1 changes topic to "NNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"
*** Mephisto_ changes topic to "Let's all be *special* together! }:-)>"
<SnakeMan1> Ewww
<SnakeMan1> Sick
<Mephisto_> HeeHeeHee!
<Mephisto_> Orzgies are cool! }:-)>
<Mephisto_> Let's all have a big Orzgy!

"You filthy-minded little pervert!
The Kingdom of Tonga admonishes you. Now go back
and think of another name that you wouldn't be embarrassed to
say to your mother."
(the response if you ask http://www.tonic.to/newname.htm whether an offensive word has been registered as a domain name)

<Aftab> too bad my G/f isn't here.... =)
<Aftab> la lal lalalala
<Aftab> inginginginginginginginginginginginginging      GIN!!!!! YEAH!!!!
<Aftab> kewl
*** Aftab is now known as GIN
<GIN> WOOHOO...
*** GIN is now known as GINGIN
<GINGIN> 2 shots... EVEN BETTER =)
<GINGIN> =P
*** GINGIN is now known as Aftab

> I've been "admonished" by a foreign country today.
<Stilgar> Admonished?
> yeah, i tried to enter a rude word on the Kingdom of Tonga's domain registration page, 
  http://www.tonic.to/newname.htm 
<Stilgar> Hahahaha
<Stilgar> Kingdom of Tonga?
<Stilgar> Is that one of the places which still accept sea shell as currency?
> yeah, i'd never heard of it before today, either
> well, i don't know :) they want $100USD to register a domain name
<Stilgar> What do you want to register?
> nothing really, i just went there to get admonished ;)
<Stilgar> www.inging.com? 
> actually, i did check to see if inging.to had been taken yet
> it hadn't
<Stilgar> Wow, shocking.
...
<Stilgar> Ok people, talk.
<Stilgar> Tonga is 13373.
<Stilgar> Is that how you do it? :)
> eh?
<Stilgar> ah
<Stilgar> Hnn

<Pulse> haha it finishes here in december usually .. but for year 12 (final year) it finishes.. start of 
   october, then a month of exams, then .. freedom!
<Pulse> till university/college
<Stilgar> Cool :)
<Stilgar> Where are you planning to go?
<Stilgar> Kangaroo National College? ;)
<Stilgar> Sorry, I get a kick out of the Kangaroo :)
<Stilgar> They are so.....bouncy.
<Pulse> hehe why are other countries so obsessed with kangaroos?
<Stilgar> Why not? we don't have it here...
<Stilgar> ..That means they MUST be cool! :)
<Pulse> hahaha
<Pulse> it's not like they're common or anything.. we don't ride them to work/school (ok i'm lying, 
   kangaroos are our form of public transport)
<Stilgar> aha!
<Stilgar> I KNEW it!
<Pulse> hehe
<Stilgar> And that's your secret weapon when you go to war against New Zeland!
<Stilgar> "BRING IN THE KANGAROO TROOPERS!!"
<Stilgar> 'Bounce, Bounce, Bounce, Bounce, Bounce, Bounce, Bounce....'
<Pulse> new zealand? nah it'll never happen, they're too busy rooting sheep
<Stilgar> Fine then, Japan.
<Pulse> they're too busy eating raw fish
<Pulse> besides, japan tried to invade australia before, and we kicked their ass :)
<Pulse> while they were busy bombing pearl harbour, we fux0red them up :) hehehe
<Stilgar> heehee

<Pulse> hehe there was about 4 of us who couldn't decide how old you were :)
<Stilgar> Kangaroos can't be THAT bad...though they HAVE been rumored to cause the 1983 New York blackout
<Pulse> now tell me, before i put this postage stamp on my pet kangaroo
<Stilgar> Who? I WANT NAMES, DAMN IT! :)
<Stilgar> haha
<Stilgar> Check this out:
<Stilgar> <RangerX> <STC>  DavidB asks: What do you think about  Babylon 5?
<Pulse> haha kangaroos caused blackouts? :)
<Stilgar> <RangerX> <JeriRyan> Never seen it.
<Stilgar> <Stilgar> KILL THE INTERLOPER!!!! RIP OUT ITS LIFE!!!!!!
<Pulse> it sucks
<Pulse> :)
<Stilgar> hehe
<Pulse> umm.. i THINK it was me, urquan, inging and .. mephisto? .. can't remember
<Pulse> now tellll meeeeee! :)
<Pulse> i just wanna know
<Stilgar> Hehe
<Stilgar> Alright
<Stilgar> Take a guess
<Stilgar> But don't tell this to anyone...
<Stilgar> It is classified information by StarControl intelligence :)
<Pulse> hehe ok
<Pulse> ... 18?
<Pulse> you've gotta say higher or lower :)
<Stilgar> Nope :)
<Stilgar> Lower.
<Pulse> 17
<Stilgar> DAMN.
<Stilgar> This was supposed to be a two hour exercise.

<KithKanan> #StarControl? as in StarCon I, II, & III?
<TanAdept> Of course.
<TanAdept> Daktaklakpak 5576 squared!
<Pulse> haha
<Mephisto_> Warning to the 356th power divided be warning!
<TanAdept> Nono.
<Mephisto_> oops...by
* KithKanan hasn't played III yet, and from what I've heard it's not too great, but II tops my list of 
  best computer/video games of all time, or at least in top 3... :)
<Mephisto_> Er...
<TanAdept> "Utilization to the 356th power divided by warning!"?
<TanAdept> (no question mark)
<TanAdept> I can't type too well tonight
<Mephisto_> Oh...
<Mephisto_> It's been a long time.
<Pulse> kith: top 3?!!? nah, #1! :)
> Inversion 982 torque!
<TanAdept> "Daktaklakpak 5576 squared!  Daktaklakpak 888 warning!  Utilization to the 356th power divided 
   by warning!  Daktaklakpak warning!"
<TanAdept> Ing: Yeah.
<TanAdept> I just don't know the second one.
<TanAdept> With "58x" and"Avowal"
<KithKanan> Pulse: well, I kinda backslid after thinking about the other good company on my list... :)
<Mephisto_> Warning! Danger Will Robinson, danger!
> Daktaklakpak 5299 and 58x, I think.
<KithKanan> some of which is too close to call... :)
<TanAdept> Yeah!
<Mephisto_> Hmm...
<Mephisto_> I have to get back to my algebra homework.
<Pulse> kith: what do you think is better than sc2?
<Mephisto_> I'm going to put "Daktaklakpak 5576 squared" as the answer.

<AranThule> So what exactly would a Vyro-Vux look like?
> hmm..good question
<AranThule> UGLY (with clear blood)

<pall> So, what do you think of the theme? *frumple*?
<wwrree> i *slide* from server to *sauce*
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> actually, it's pretty good :)
<pall> Why, thank you. What do you think of the cursors?
<wwrree> or maybe the preCURSORS?
> hehehe
> they're good too
> if you're ever on at the same time as xxyl, maybe you can get him to give you his set of SC cursors
<pall> I didn't think of it after I made the earthling into the cursor... But I had fun doing the busy 
   cursor from a Kohr-Ra spinner blade.
> i have a set, but i don't know if he want's me distributing them
<pall> Approximatly, how long should I wait for him to show up?
> um, i don't know, he can come on at anytime
<wwrree> that spinner blade would be awesome..
<wwrree> hmm..
<wwrree> NEW PROGRAMMING IDEA!
<pall> Well, guess I will endure *time* for his appearance.
<wwrree> IDEA: get a picture of barney, and use a blade, kor-ah blade, knife, and get the user to drag it 
   over the picture of barney.. and where ever the knife goes over, have sections of barney dissapear 
   (limbs, head, abdomen, etc)
<pall> HAHA! I like that one!
<wwrree> hmm, 7 body parts.. how many different combinations?,, or could i get it so each section is a 
   different picture... ?
<wwrree> or change barney with teacher!
<wwrree> i already have a blow up the teacher program...
<pall> To play that game, I must put on my mask of agression to purple children eater.
<wwrree> gernade, uzi, bazzooka and nuke !
<pall> A Barney ship would be cool. |> I need to find the code structure for the ships and make a new 
   ship.
<wwrree> and even more weapons in the registered version! including: nose hair puller, pillsbury, ring of 
   bloatedness, light saber, badhairdoo-o-matic and the infamous: SMARTY!
<pall> Main weapon would be a "Huyuck" missile. Secondary/special would be a hug bomb.
<wwrree> i love my feindish little mind...
<wwrree> haha!
<pall> Fuel would be high. life would be almost invincible because no matter how much we try, we can't 
   get rid of him!
<wwrree> and the winning song would be: i love you, you love me etc...
<wwrree> HAHAHAHA
<pall> Ugh!
<pall> Or give it the Pkunk's spiritual ability. After it dies, it reappears for another season. 
<wwrree> hehehehe
<wwrree> you are too good at this...
<pall> Why thank you. :)

<pall> You are *sad animal*. We *dance* in *playground*
<wwrree> pall: is there a dictionary some where?
<wwrree> playground: dimensional fatigue?
<pall> No, I just played the game so much, I basically understand what they say. :)
<wwrree> cool
<pall> playground=battlefield.
<wwrree> cool
<wwrree> dance: fight?
> ya sure? what about the Taalo *playground*?
<pall> sad animal=someone that makes me frumple
<pall> Taalo playground... I only saw that in SC3... I use talk from SC2.
<wwrree> the orz are what the airlou hid us from, or atleast one of them, right?
> strange, i only thought i saw it ni SC2
<wwrree> they say the planet where the taalo device is located is the *playground*
<pall> More than the Orz. We *smell* different to the orz, so they think we are *happy campers*.
<wwrree> k
<pall> inging: Hmm... maybe... but don't forget that the Taalo were attacked at their home planet, so I 
   guess that can be considered the *taalo playground*
<wwrree> oh yeah..
<wwrree> THE TAALO DEBATE!
<pall> I love how the Orz pronounce it in SC3 :)
<pall> Ta-alo
<wwrree> on the agenda today: what is the *playground*, and where is it from?

<wwrree> hehe, when you delete a file, you should have the orz background sound play, die, die, die, die
> or when it has to give a list or count something...
<pall> Well, I have the Shofixi glory explosion as the trashcan empty noise.
> oh boy, a new opinion as to what the heck the voice is saying in the Orz song...
<pall> Eh?
<pall> One second... Let me hear this real fast.
<wwrree> just like the probe says: we come in peace,
> well, you think it says "die"...
> at first i thought it said "goodbye"...
<wwrree> i have many *stinky farts*, many have *slid* from them.
> but now i think it in fact says "orz"!
<wwrree> :-)
<wwrree> weird...
<wwrree> like ink blots
<wwrree> you hear what you want to hear...
<wwrree> at first i thought it said: wwrree is the great omnipitent god of sc2, he deserves to have all 
   the exotic and radioactive minerals brought to him on a silver platter...
<wwrree> then it changed to: all hail the new allience of free stars
<wwrree> and then: die
<wwrree> :-)

<stuffas> I want to live on a place that has twin suns
<stuffas> such as tatooine

<TanAdept> I'd guess a week to two weeks remaining.
<TanAdept> then we become leet.
<Stilgar> Coolness!
<Pulse> we already are leet
<Stilgar> Pulse- we are leet now. When Tan gets his line, we will become THE leet!
<TanAdept> Yep.
<Stilgar> We will be leeter then the d00dz on #warez!
<TanAdept> Maybe we'll have all 26 races as hostnames.  :)
<Stilgar> Faster then the guys on #speed!
<Pulse> hehe
<Stilgar> And outphilosophise the wannabes on #philosophy!

<Stilgar> I want to work for the Pentagon.
<Stilgar> Then I would be able to do this
<Stilgar> CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/n)?
> Y

<Stilgar> I must say Inging, your work with 3DSmax has been truely insperational.
<MafioXL> oo insperational lets see
> oh, have you seen any of it?
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<Stilgar> Sure!! who hasn't??
* MoFo- has returned. (gone 1d7h41m12s)
<_dead> hello 
<MafioXL> i havent
> so far as i know, no one has.
<Stilgar> Especially your 'two cubes with light on them'
<MafioXL> stil be nice
<Stilgar> And the 'big sphere' was a true masterpiece.
<MafioXL> still have i seen your insperational work?
<Stilgar> Not to mention 'line from here to there' and 'big circle with radius 2'
<rancid_> ANybody get the FireGL 1000 Pro card?
<rancid_> And test it with Max?
<Stilgar> Mafio- Inging is a friend of mine from #StarControl. He hasn't even heard of 3dsmax :)
<MafioXL> haah
<Stilgar> So I'm not really making fun of his work ;)
<Stilgar> So Inging, would you like to comment on your masterpieces? :)
> yes, they're fairly nonexistent
...
<Stilgar> Inging- but what of all your creations in paintbrush?
> oh, the paintbrush stuff.
> boy, those are masterpieces.
<Stilgar> Yes. We demend comments.
<Stilgar> Inging- what technique did you use for 'One big streight line'?
> you can see the stuff i made with paintbrush and microsoft excel on the #starcontrol home page. i'm 
  sure you'll find it fascinating.
> i used the "line" technique for that one, stil.
<Stilgar> Ing- what about 'Big black dot in the center of the page'?
<Stilgar> I must say, I stared at that one for days before I got the hidden meaning
<Stilgar> Out with the secret Inging!
> hmm...well that would be the "paintbrush" feature, but you have to be careful to just click the mouse 
  button quickly, not hold it and move it arond.
<Stilgar> You've been harboring it for too long!
<_dead> I just want to leran
<Stilgar> Ahhhhhh!!!!
<KTX> You really should get a book.
<Stilgar> NOW you tell me!!
<KTX> Its well worth it.
<Gunner> paintbrush??
<_dead> I am
<Stilgar> Couldn't you tell me about that 3 years ago?!?
<Stilgar> I thought you had to HACK paintbrush to do that!
<Stilgar> Ok Ing, one last question...what was the inspiration behind 'One box and another and another in 
   one big bmp file'?
<Stilgar> Gunner- Inging does 3D things with paintbrush.
> well, there was that "box" feature, just dying to be used.
<Stilgar> Inging- GENIUS!!! YOU GAVE IN TO THE COMPLEX NEEDS WITHIN YOU!! OUTSTANDING!!!
* Stilgar is about to faint from the shock
<Stilgar> Alright Ing, back we go to #StarControl
<Stilgar> Later all.
<Stilgar> Inging- that was fun, wasn't it? :)
> yeah :)

> hey xxyl
<Xxyl> hey
<Chame|eon> Hi Day
<DaYZeD> Xxyl!!!!
<Chame|eon> Hui Xxy
<DaYZeD> Chame!!! 
<Xxyl> Marcia!
> "marcia"?
> as in "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia"?
<Chame|eon> [^frumple^] I have yet to see an Orz with a fro
<Xxyl> no, as in
<Chame|eon> hehe
<Xxyl> "John!"
<Chame|eon> orzonix
<Xxyl> "Marcia!"
<DaYZeD> onions r oniony
> ok...
> garlic is garlicy
<DaYZeD> *yay* u caught on :)

<Xxyl> well, I only had 3 years of french.
<Xxyl> I'm more fluent in Orz.
<Chame|eon> speaking of languages, someone should make an orz dictionary
<Xxyl> no, it would take all the fun out of it
<Xxyl> unless the definitions were also Orzese!
<Xxyl> ha!
<Chame|eon> that'd sorta destroy the idea of a dictionary wouldn't it?
<Xxyl> *Dance*: To *party* with *heavy space* ships in the *middle*
<Xxyl> Er...no.
<Chame|eon> "orz to orz" dictionary
<Xxyl> Definitions in an English Dictionary are English, aren't they?!
<Chame|eon> ah... you mean like that...
<Xxyl> otherwise it's a...er....
<Xxyl> well, still a dictionary, I guess.
<Chame|eon> What's *heavy space* and *middle* ?
<Chame|eon> hehe
<Chame|eon> I thought you meant the other kind of dictionary
<Xxyl> *heavy space*: *time* in *above* the *below*. Not *round* but *smooth*
<Chame|eon> aaaaaalright
<Xxyl> *middle*: *heavy space* *below* the *above*. 
<Chame|eon> my mind is tripping over itself trying to figure that out

> i sorta thought the ilwrath might make a good pointer set
<Chame|eon> have you voted for an actress yet?
<Chame|eon> (Talana)
<Xxyl> my friends and I discussed that...you really want your pointer cloaking all the time? :)
<Xxyl> I voted for the thing to be animated. hand drawn starcontrol is always better.

<Xxyl> oh, DUH, the Arilou.
<Xxyl> on the alliance side.
<Chame|eon> Orz!!
<Chame|eon> you forgot the orz!
<Xxyl> no, no Orz in StarCon
<Xxyl> the Orz *replaced* the Androsynth
> but the andrsynth still existed then
<Chame|eon> hrmmm
<Chame|eon> yeah... I don't understand this androsynth deal
<Chame|eon> did Orz kill them or what?
> ah, but that's part of the mystery.
<Xxyl> no one knows.
> possibly they killed them, possibly they took them *below*...
<Xxyl> maybe they *are* the androsynth.
<Chame|eon> ah... spank you
<Chame|eon> what do you mean by that?
<Chame|eon> What kind of lifeform were the androsynth?
<Xxyl> Human clones.
<Xxyl> They were mistreated and left sol a few decades before StarCon I
<Xxyl> But they were doing experiments on reproduction (they were sterile) and Interdimesional Travel
<Xxyl> I don't buy the "They are them" story myself.
<Chame|eon> sounds whacked that humon clones would mutate into giant fishes and start talking gibberish
<Chame|eon> human
<Xxyl> hehe. Well, remember, Orz are not *light reflections*. You think you see *bubbles* but they are 
   really *fingers*
<Chame|eon> ah... ok
<Xxyl> (in other words, the "fish" Orz are just the 3-D representation of multidimesional creatures
<Xxyl> like a hypercube is the 3-d representation of a 4-d shape.

<Stilgar> What trivia questions will the bot have?
<Chame|eon> Whatever we want them to be.. =)
<Stilgar> How many Ilwrath does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
<Chame|eon> dunno
<Stilgar> Hmmm.
* Stilgar will research this.
<Stilgar> I'll be back...Simpsons time.
<Chame|eon> you don't know either?
<Chame|eon> that riddle sucks... =)

<Joshua5> say hi to stilgar
Joshua5 is 3143@slip166-72-121-167.ca.us.ibm.net * 3143

* Pulse is back: jimminey jillickers radioactive man!
* Inging sends out a radioactive pulse at pulse
<Pulse> aaaaargh! :)

<pall> Grrr Whenever I try to do something, my ISP decides to move the server to the other room... (Did I 
   mention that my ISP is moving to a bigger room?)
<Stilgar> Sure, that's what you said last time :)
<pall> It reaks havoc to the active lines...
<Stilgar> pall- don't tell me your ISP is AOL...:)
<pall> Nope. AOL doesn't move to bigger rooms...they just get more people and start dropping phone 
   lines....
<Stilgar> "And....we've been working night AND day to move to a bigger room!"

<Si||y^C0W> *** pall lost dcc link.
<Si||y^C0W> <pall> I did?

*** Chame|eon changes topic to "We can really speak normally but we like to confuse you with *'s"

<casador> there seems to be life here, what's wrong with you people?
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* casador hits StilGawn repeatedly with a 4 foot length of green garden hose
* Si||y^C0W 
* Si||y^C0W picks up casador and throws him to the far reaches of space
<casador> nice chuck there, bob
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<casador> then again, i could be wrong about that life thing
<Chame|eon> no
<Chame|eon> I really am alive
<Chame|eon> trust me
<Chame|eon> I'm a doctor
<casador> ok
<Si||y^C0W> I, however, am not alive.
* casador trusts everyone
<Si||y^C0W> On the contrary I am alive
<Si||y^C0W> I've got a personality disorder and my other half is semi-dead
<Si||y^C0W> No, I'm not.
<Si||y^C0W> Yea I am
<Si||y^C0W> Am not.
<Si||y^C0W> Am too
<casador> welp, this was fun, maybe
<casador> have a better one folks
<Chame|eon> Hey cas
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<Chame|eon> You do know that Silly is a bot ?
<casador> i suspecped as such

* Inging hums
<Stilgar> What art thou humming, sir Inging?
> nothing, just humming
<Stilgar> Valiant Human!
<Stilgar> Thou used thou sourcery!
> so humming is sorcery, er, sourcery now?
> more specifically, does the Owa Protectorate have anything against it?
<Stilgar> Indeed!
<Stilgar> The Owa (c) Protectorate (tm) will protect all Owa (c) trademarks!
> hmmm
<Stilgar> HUMMING AGAIN ARE YOU???
*** Stilgar sets mode: -v Inging 
<Stilgar> Aha!
> since when was humming an Owa Trademark?
> or even an Owa (c) trademark
<Stilgar> DID ANYONE ASK YOU TO SPEAK????
* Stilgar points to the -v sign
<Stilgar> Thank you.
* Inging points out his +o sign
<Stilgar> Owa (c) are *special beings* (tm) from a *special place* (R) (We've purchased all the rights 
   for OrzLanguage (c) from the Orz)
<Stilgar> Oh.
<Stilgar> Dang.
> but what does that have to do with humming?
<Stilgar> Oh, we bought the rights for that too.
> oh.
<Stilgar> We figured the Malnorme are a much better model to base our society on.
<Stilgar> That depends on body temperature upon humming :)
<Stilgar> And race...
<Stilgar> And class..
<Stilgar> And cookies.
> gee, ok, let's see...
> body temperature:98.6 degrees F
> race: human (usually)
> class: er..student?
> cookies: caramel corn
> how about that?
<Stilgar> Hmmm.
<Stilgar> Let me see..
<Stilgar> *** UPLINKING WITH OWA CENTRAL COMMAND
<Stilgar> *** WAITING...
<Stilgar> *** WAITING...
<Stilgar> *** WAITING...
<Stilgar> *** GETTING TIRED...
* Inging is WAITING... too
<Stilgar> *** BAKING A SMALL CAKE...
<Stilgar> *** YUM...
<Stilgar> *** UPLINK COMPLETE.
<Stilgar> *** DIRECTIVE BEGINS:
<Stilgar> SUBJECT: INGING.
<Stilgar> REQUEST: HUM.
<Stilgar> PRIORITY: PATHETIC.
<Stilgar> *** STATEMENT FOLLOWS...
<Stilgar> DUE TO LACK OF PEANUT BUTTER TO RUN OWA COMPUTERS, OPERATIONS HAVE BEEN MINIMIZED. SUBJECT 
   "INGING", CLASSIFIED AS A SUB-SENTIENT HUMAN FROM EARTH'S REQUEST CARRIES NO PRIORITY.
<Stilgar> *** INSTRUCTION:
<Stilgar> DUE WHATEVER YOU DAMN WELL PLEASE. WE COULD CARE LESS.
<Stilgar> *** SPELL CORRECTION: "DUE" = "DO"
<Stilgar> *** UPLINK TERMINATED.
<Stilgar> Grrr.
> well then.
* Inging hums
<Stilgar> Central command can get annoying at times.
<Stilgar> Alright..
<Stilgar> Every time you hum, you have to change the topic to 'I'm a donkey!'
*** Inging changes topic to "Stilgar's a donkey!"
* Inging hums
<Stilgar> Grrrrr!
<Stilgar> STUPIED HUNAM!
*** Stilgar changes topic to "HIS HIGHNESS STILGAR to you!"
<Stilgar> SC JOKE
*** Inging changes topic to "HIS HIGHNESS STILGAR's a donkey!"
* Inging hums
<Stilgar> WHAT.DANCE.DO.OWA.DANCE?
<Stilgar> heehe
<Stilgar> SAY.WHAT
> WHAT
<Stilgar> THE.OH-A-RENA.HAR.HAR
<Stilgar> OH.GUESS.WHAT
> what?
<Stilgar> OH-A-DON'T-KNOW-A
<Stilgar> HAR.HAR.
> What do owa use to cut their grass?
<Stilgar> LAWN.MOWA?
> yeah, that's pretty good
<Stilgar> HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-R!
<Stilgar> H-A-R-R-R-R-R-A-R-A-R-A-R-A-R-A-R-A-R-A-R.
<Stilgar> WHAT.DO.UMGAH.USE.FOR.COMPRESSION.
<Stilgar> NOT.HAR.RAR.HAR.HAR.
> DISK.PACK-HAR?
<Stilgar> WHAT.DO.YEHAT.USE.FOR.COMPRESSION.
> what
<Stilgar> NO.WIN-ZEEP.HAR.HAR.
> heh
> Why did the melnorme cross the road?
<Stilgar> WHY?
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<pall> Hi
> That information will cost you 2 million credits.
<Stilgar> HEY.PALL
> hi pall
<Stilgar> WE.ARE.MAKING.GOOD.STARCONTROL.JOKES.HAR.HAR.
<Stilgar> HAR.HAR.HAR.
<pall> Um.. Helloinates to you, Stilgar!
<Stilgar> KNOCK.KNOCK
<pall> No..
<pall> Hellonatis
<pall> Uhh..
*** Stilgar sets mode: +o pall 
<pall> No.. Well, Greetifications to you!
> HAR'S..I.MEAN.WHO'S.THERE?
<Stilgar> HAR.HAR
<Stilgar> NO.UMGAH.IN.SC3.SHAME.
<pall> Sorry.. Was in my K'Tang mood |>
<pall> Sorry.. Was in my K'Tang mood |>
<Stilgar> UR.
> UR.WHO.HAR
<Stilgar> UR-BANA.CHAMPAIGN.HAR.
<pall> Who is thereimations?
> HAR.HAR.
* Stilgar wakes up from a horrible nightmare
<Stilgar> Wow...I see the world on a whole new light!
<pall> Uhh.. This is an evil plot against the Grux, but, uh... UR-BANA Champaign who?
<pall> Crux... GEESH! Where's my fingers?
<pall> Darn.. forgot the stars...
<Stilgar> Hehehe
<Stilgar> Grux v. Crux!
<Stilgar> Um...INg...
<pall> Question is, who are the Grux? The Hemoginous Grux Vs. Hegemonic Crux...
> eh?
<Stilgar> What isHegemonic 
<Stilgar> ?
<Stilgar> Ing?
> er, the definition of "hegemonic"?
<pall> Forgive my spelling... I only played that game for one day...
<Stilgar> Its that time again...
<Stilgar> Count up the poll resuts!
<Stilgar> results
> oh, whee
...
> $ oed2 hegemonic 
<pall> AH! I answered A on that one. She looked more like she could be painted blue and still look good. 
   |>
> Retrieving 1 match  
> hegemonic (hed3I'monIk), (hi:g-), a. and sb. [ad. Gr.
<pall> Oh... I was suppose to wait unto the results...
> eta-gamma-epsilon-mu-omicron-nu-iota-kappa-omicron-sigma- capable of command,leading, 
  authoritative,eta-gamma-epsilon-mu-omicron-nu-iota-kappa-omicron-nu-, neut. used subst.,authoritative 
  principle, f. eta-gamma-epsilon-mu-omega-nu- leader, chief.]  A adj.   Ruling, supreme.  hegemonic 
  functions, `the functions of the highest value in the animaleconomy' (Syd. Soc. Lex.).                  
                        
<pall> What dictionary did you get that from?!?!
> oxford english dictionary, online
<pall> Mine says "Having Political Dominance; To lead by dominance.
<Stilgar> Same idea.
<Stilgar> Ok INging
<pall> There is no greek stuff in that |>

<Stilgar> What should this poll question be? =)
> oh, we're not counting "bob" or whatever his name is?
<pall> Bob?
> yeah, we got one vote "hi my name is bob"
<Stilgar> Oh...
<Stilgar> hehehe
<Stilgar> 'Hi my name is James'
<Stilgar> Sure, we could count that :)
<Stilgar> 1 Vote though :)
<Stilgar> Pall- there was one person who votes 'Hi my name is James'...
> nah, i won't put it on the chart, but you could put it under the rest of the results
<pall> Hehehe
<Stilgar> Ok..
<Stilgar> Alright, gotta run
<pall> I vote we put it in |>

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<[Ender]> Addition of my name and address to your bulk-email database
<[Ender]> constitutes acceptance of my offer to remove both of your
<[Ender]> nipples with an orbital sander.
<[Ender]> -- Andy Ihnatko

<GridBug> Zooty!  Zoot, zoot!

<whoops> it's so sad
<whoops> i'm reading in my logs about all these children dying! :(
<whoops> die: child 8060A38   
<whoops> in fact, child 8060a38 has died many times
<whoops> how tragic

<[Ender]> I thought you got sent SIGILL when you listen to the Beastie Boys
<GridBug> That, too.
<GridBug> Mark was trying to rap about SIGILL today at LUG.
<GridBug> Scary.

<kj> hmm... do homework now?
* kj shakes collision
<collision> The Magic 8-Ball replies to kj: Most likely.
<kj> dammit
* kj kicks The Magic 8-Ball
<SplatMan> The Magic 8-Ball replies to kj: OW!
<kj> hey, no impersonating the magic 8-ball
...
<OmegaMan> Hmm, am I gonna get any sleep tonight?
* OmegaMan shakes collision
<collision> The Magic 8-Ball replies to OmegaMan: Don't count on it.

<Scola> www.scola.org
<mrl2> he speaks!
<mrl2> how boring.
<Scola> Sorry, I lurk alot.
<Scola> Beause I'm boring otherwise.
<mrl2> PLEASE VERIFY THAT YOUR ANTENNA IS POINTED TO THE MAIN LOBE
<mrl2> chrissakes, how odd.
<mrl2> course they'll need a dish this big to get any reception in the middle of iowa
<Scola> OK, I'm actually watching SCOLA.
<Scola> and it's Czech.
<Scola> I should sleep.
<mrl2> which channel (before you relurk)
<Scola> B3 in the dorms.
<Scola> Otherwise, it's whatever channel your cable operator assigns to SCOLA.
<Scola> I'm tired, I will sleep.

<Korky> did you know star control 4 is in progress (offical word)
> really?
> anything being said about it online?
<Korky> nope
<Korky> i asked accolade by email

*** Blackface changes topic to "Now you've made me hopping mad!  Hop hop hop!"
<Chame|eon> uh
<Blackface> It's from 2, if you make fun of the Utwig about breaking the Ultron...
<Chame|eon> what kinda topic is that black?
<Blackface> You're just being a bunch of cry babies, just because you broke your Ultra-thingy...
<Korky> never tried that
<Chame|eon> oh
<Blackface> And then that's part of what they say back, before they proceed to kick your ass.
<Chame|eon> Utwigg's rule
<GridBug> meow's case looks like a Jugger.
<Blackface> The only whay I've gotten away from even a small squad of them was to have already gotten 
   some Avatars.
<GridBug> Server:  argus.cso.uiuc.edu
<GridBug> Address:  128.174.5.58
<GridBug> Name:    utwig.obscurity.net
<GridBug> Address:  198.88.183.246
<Korky> its easy to kill an utwig with an Ur-Quan
<Blackface> Or if I make my 0 firing delay and 0 energy use plasma torpedos on an Ur-Quan, then copy the 
   file over human.shp
<Blackface> You could do that to a Yehat for the same effect, except it's REALLY annoying...
<Korky> the spathi can kill them
<Blackface> (Loud, that is)
<Blackface> Korky: Can kill what?
<Korky> utwig
<GridBug> Server:  argus.cso.uiuc.edu
<GridBug> Address:  128.174.5.58
<GridBug> Name:    spathi.obscurity.net
<GridBug> Address:  198.88.183.243
<Chame|eon> uh
<Chame|eon> Grid?
<Chame|eon> What's that?
<Blackface> Heh... only if the Utwig was already down to 1 crew.
<GridBug> Hostnames!
<Chame|eon> no shi
<Chame|eon> t
<Chame|eon> hostnames of what?
<Korky> nope
<Blackface> Notice you don't see a lando.* or a skywalker.* as much as you see a (insert SC2 name here).* 
   name.
<Korky> its easy to kill an utwig with an urquan
<GridBug> /bin/bash: big-gay-als-big-gay-animal-sanctuary.obscurity.net: command not found
<Korky> and easy with a spathi
<Blackface> It's easy to kill an Ur-Quan with an Utwig.
<Korky> no
<GridBug> Server:  argus.cso.uiuc.edu
<GridBug> Address:  128.174.5.58
<GridBug> Name:    big-gay-als-big-gay-animal-sanctuary.obscurity.net
<GridBug> Address:  198.88.183.236
<GridBug> Ooops.
<Korky> against the computer at least
<Blackface> It's easy to kill anything with anything with the exception of the Avatar.
<Chame|eon> What are those GridBug????
<Blackface> And some ships have trouble with Ur-Quans (both) and Ilwraths.
<GridBug> More hostnames.
<Chame|eon> hostnames of what?
<Chame|eon> for what????+
<Korky> i do fighters against it and it uses its shild before they come
<Blackface> Chameleon: Real sites, is the scary part.
<GridBug> For... the internet.  Ever hear of it?
<GridBug> For computers.
<Chame|eon> ungh
<Blackface> GridBug: For computers on the internet.
<Blackface> ;)
<GridBug> umgah
...
<GridBug> Server:  argus.cso.uiuc.edu
<GridBug> *** argus.cso.uiuc.edu can't find orz.obscurity.net: Server failed
<GridBug> Address:  128.174.5.58
<GridBug> Server:  argus.cso.uiuc.edu
<GridBug> *** argus.cso.uiuc.edu can't find thraddash.obscurity.net: Server failed
<GridBug> Address:  128.174.5.58
<GridBug> Hmmph!
<GridBug> Server:  argus.cso.uiuc.edu
<GridBug> *** argus.cso.uiuc.edu can't find daktaklakpak.obscurity.net: Server failed
<GridBug> Address:  128.174.5.58
<Blackface> I have a big idea for a plot for 4, it would play like 2, but HUGE area, more than 1 sector 
   (the whole map of 2 is one sector/quadrant)
<Korky> what r u doing????
<Blackface> You'd have to defend your colonies and mine worlds.
<GridBug> Dammit.  They have not propogated or something.
<Blackface> It'd deal a lot with the Taalo, Androsynth, and Orz...
<Korky> did you post it anywhere?
<Blackface> The combat could be single or multi ship, there doesn't have to be a planet, there doesn't 
   have to be asteroids.
<Blackface> Not yet.
<Korky> in the sc3 hq?
<Blackface> I had a log of a two hour discussion of my ideas in here, but I lost it to re-installing 
   Windows.
<Blackface> And it could be 2-D or 3-D (150MHz+ for 3-D, prolly)
<Korky> what do you mean?
<Blackface> The 3-D combat would most likely use the engine Linewars did (remember that old thing?)
<Korky> accolade are making sc4
<Blackface> They are?
<Korky> what?
<Chame|eon> sc4 is in the works?!?!??
<Korky> I asked them
<Korky> they said its in progress
<Blackface> Shit, I'd better send my ideas right away.
<Korky> by email
* GridBug runs off
<Korky> but I
<Korky> I'm not sure
> well, their lawyer's will certainly snatch it up before it gets to them
<Korky> the tech help man answered
<Blackface> Snatch what up?
> your ideas
* GridBug runs off
<Blackface> Nah, I'd be sure to copyright em first.  >:)  I'd only want a line in the credits and a free 
   copy of the game anyway.
<Korky> anyone read the sword of the alliance?
> yeah i have. has the guy finished writing it yet?
<Korky> a really good sc story
<Korky> no
<Korky> its annoying
> if he has, then i've only read the first part
> oh
<Korky> who is he anyway?
<Korky> i liked it better than than the war of spaces
* Blackface is going to get his haircut and a money order and other stuff, back later tonight (prolly 
  after 9:30)
*** Blackface has quit IRC (!?  WHAT THE HELL KIND OF SHIP IS THAT???)

<Korkman> wouldnt it be cool if someone will flood big time in the jediknight chanel now?
<Chame|eon> you can't dude
<Chame|eon> it's moderated
<Korkman> what do you mean
<Korkman> and dont call me dude you pervert!
(i'm wondering about this line...)

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<Mikeman> hey guys
> hey mikeman
*** Inging sets mode: +o Mikeman 
*** Ur-Quan (urquanlord@172-80-7.ipt.aol.com) has joined #starcontrol
> hey ur-quan
<Ur-Quan> heya
*** Inging sets mode: +o Ur-Quan 
<Ur-Quan> glad to be back :)\
<Mikeman> hey Ur-Quan!
<Ur-Quan> !seen Stilgar? :)
> and no, i am not a bot who just says "hi NICK_HERE" and ops people
<pall> Yesterday.
<pall> Yes you are |>
<Mikeman> Who's NICK_HERE?
*** Ur-Quan changes topic to "Declaration 1: Inging = minimally sentient bot"
<Ur-Quan> :D
> what, haven't you heard of the great NICK_HERE?
<Mikeman> nope
<Chame|eon> I gotta go
<Mikeman> sorry......
<Mikeman> bye Chameleon
*** Inging changes topic to "Assertion 1: No one has herad of NICK_HERE."
<Chame|eon> I'm almost colapsing over my keyboard
*** Inging changes topic to "Assertion 1: No one has heard of NICK_HERE."
*** Chame|eon has quit IRC (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))
<pall> I was just about to change the topic... |> ->Conclusion: Eternal1 made it mathematically 
   infeasable.
*** pall is now known as Daktaklak
<Daktaklak> DOH!
*** Daktaklak is now known as pall
<Ur-Quan> Delcarashin 1: I cant spel wurth shitt
<Ur-Quan> :)
<pall> It didn't fit the whole name...
<pall> Hehehe
*** Inging is now known as Dktklkpk
* Ur-Quan changes pall's name to Daks
*** pall is now known as Daks
<Daks> ACK!
<Ur-Quan> hehehe
<Daks> Assertion 1: Ur-Quan is a minimally sentient being.
<Daks> Assertion 2: Ur-Quan instulted Daktaklakpak.
<Daks> Inseption 1: Hey, I'm insulted!
<Daks> Inseption 2: That's not nice!
<Daks> Conclusion: Ur-Quan is minimally mean sentient being.
<Daks> |>
<Ur-Quan> good call
*** Daks is now known as pall
> Correction 1: Ur-Quan is mean, and minimally sentient, but not minimally mean.
<Ur-Quan> Declaration 1:  Daktaklakpak = silly, effete scrub bots
<pall> Hehe
<Ur-Quan> Declaration 2:  Ur-Quan does not care what Daktaklakpak thinks
<Ur-Quan> Conclusion:  Daktaklakpak can bite me
<Ur-Quan> :)
<Mikeman> Yeah!
<Mikeman> Bite him!!!
<Chmmr> WE THINK THIS CAN BE INTERESTING, BUT HOW HAS IT BEEN DECIDED THAT DAKTAKLAKPAK CAN BITE?
* Dktklkpk , having no teeth per se, drills ur-quan
<Chmmr> HAHA!
<Ur-Quan> ouch!  knock it off!
* Ur-Quan LAUNCHES FIGHTERS!
*** Joshua5 (3143@slip166-72-121-96.ca.us.ibm.net) has joined #starcontrol
<Joshua5> A bot yet?
<Ur-Quan> take that!
<Ur-Quan> hehehe
*** Chmmr is now known as orz
<orz> GO! GO! GO!
<orz> GO!
* Dktklkpk attempts to grab and drill the fightes
<orz> Forgot one! HA! It is joke!

It is a nice midi file though... the Peanuts theme. You should sit and listen to it a
bit, if not, here's a link to listen to it... Well, I'd give a link, but all you #Starcontrol goons can
kiss mine! HAH! YEAH I LIED TO YOU! I DIDN'T ADD A LINK!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHA! 

<Stilgar> From: UIUC Admissions Information <admissions@oar.uiuc.edu>
<Stilgar> To: yage@massmed.org
<Stilgar> Subject: Your Inquiry
<Stilgar> Thank you for your inquiry to the Undergraduate Admissions Information
<Stilgar> Office.
<Stilgar> Yay :)

<Stilgar> Don't SPOIL! :)
<Josuha5> sorry
<Josuha5> stilgar.. really should get it.. I got sc1 ,2 ,3 for only 20 bucks
<Stilgar> I have it...I just haven't finished it yet :)
> well, he has SC3, he apparently just hasn't finished it
> oops, you just said that
<Stilgar> Between a job, school, looking for colleges, responding to email sent about our page, I haven't 
   played it much.
<Stilgar> Inging- you psychic you :)
> well, i have finally finished it.
<Stilgar> Hehehe
<Stilgar> Inging- that poll picture rules.

<Stilgar> Your email request to the Office of Undergraduate Admissions at the
<Stilgar> University of Michigan has been received.  If you have requested
<Stilgar> admissions materials you should receive them as quickly as we are able
<Stilgar> to process your request.
<Stilgar> Yay.
<Stilgar> University #2.

<Stilgar> Total international hits:
<Stilgar> Australia 28
<Stilgar> Canada 34
<pall> Hmmm...
<Stilgar> Germany 7
<Stilgar> Denmark 7
<Stilgar> Spain 1
<Stilgar> Finland 6
<Stilgar> France 1
<Stilgar> Israel 26
<Stilgar> Italy 3
<Stilgar> Japan 1
<pall> How about US?
<Stilgar> Malaysia 5 (?!?!?!?)
> how about the kingdom of Tonga?
* Pulse is away: watching tv
<Stilgar> Netherlands 3
<Stilgar> Norway 1
<Stilgar> Russia 3
<Stilgar> Sweden 3
<Stilgar> Singapore 4
<Stilgar> UK 12
<Stilgar> South Africa 6
<Stilgar> Other 112
<Pulse> [15:08] <Stilgar> Australia 28 - only about 5 are me.. ooer :)
> "Other"?
<Stilgar> Good question.
<Stilgar> US:
<Stilgar> US domains:
<Stilgar> Commercial (.com)
<Stilgar>                                                              14.3% [108]
<Pulse> what are the .au domains? :)
<Stilgar> Network (.net) 188
<Stilgar> Educational (.edu) 106
<pall> I was reading in National Rifleman today that Australia just went through a very strict gun 
   turn-in for an all out ban on long muzzle guns that starts sometime this month... Damn...
<Stilgar> Government (.gove) 1 <---GO TAN!
<Stilgar> USA (.us) 4
<Pulse> pall: all semi-automatic rifles etc
<pall> US?
<pall> EEH!
<Stilgar> NATO: (.nato) 0%
<Stilgar> :(
> .nato? didn't even know that existed :)
> how about .mil?
<Stilgar> maybe we should post a big note saying: "The #StarControl Page welcomes all Nato Personal"?
<Stilgar> Naa...then we'll get hatemail from those militia types :)
<Stilgar> Ing- none.
<pall> Think about it... All peacable people are handing in their autoloading rifles, automatic shotguns, 
   and the bad guys are going to romp through town blasting people with those types of guns.... SHEESH!
<Stilgar>             far0699.urh.uiuc.edu
<Stilgar> 10 hits
> what, only 10?
> :)
<Stilgar> 203.34.115.2 7 hits
<Stilgar> onslow.school.nz 6 hits
<Stilgar> Appearently so :)
<Pulse> how many compuserve.com, tmns.net.au and ozemail.com.au hits? .. and possibly deakin.edu.au, 
   netlink.com.au ... how many more have i used?! :)
<Stilgar> Hehehe
<Pulse> they're the last month.. sounds right
<pall> It's getting really sad when a country uses "Registered weapons" excuse to reach into banning and 
   making sure you hand in your banned weapon when the time comes. Good thing bad guys don't believe in 
   registering their weapons, huh?
<Stilgar> Hehehe
<Pulse> pall: it was sparked because a guy ran around with 2 semi auto rifles and killed 35 people
<Stilgar> We seem to get around 21 hits a day.
<Stilgar> Ok
<Stilgar> The Poll is in place
<pall> Oh, and you think this ban will make sure that will not happen? I have to scoff at that idea. 
   There will ALWAYS be someone running around blasting someone with something. Watch, 4 years down the 
   line, someone will get killed with yet another semi-auto...
<Stilgar> Go and vote! :)

> btw stil, how come the satas for the page are set to "all private"?
> stats even
<Stilgar> Ing- because someone harresed me about my real name
<Stilgar> Which, interestingly enough, appeared on the first page of the stats.

<Stilgar> Let's talk about....the WEATHER! 
<W-Ray> ...
<Stilgar> El-Nino!
<pall> Hehe, we got hit by a torential 25MPH winds and flood producing 3/10th inch rains! (Being VERY 
   fecetious.)
> this is the IC&D news, day after day after day after day; next up, the weather.
<Stilgar> Hehehehe
<W-Ray> oua
<Stilgar> IC&D?
> uh, don't remember what that stands for, but it's from the wery old game "metropolis", who ripped part 
  of it off from Max Headroom :)
> it wsa interesting, in that it had (pretty bad) voice synthesis for the pc speaker, and still fit on 2 
  5 1/4" disks

<W-Ray> oki , your :) confused me
<W-Ray> Warning , Imminent matrix distorsion
<W-Ray> a;lsdfkjasdf
<W-Ray> asd
<W-Ray> fasjdfaskl;
<W-Ray> dfjsfja
<W-Ray> dfajf
* Stilgar loves Imminent matrix distorsions

<Stilgar> EVERYONE who hasn't done so, go to http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Lair/3656/signature.ht
   ml and sign up to make SC a movie!

<Lutam> hmmm, food, I was looking for lessan, we often eat pizza friday night, but he's not there...
<Stilgar> Lutam, you are appearently the closest to me.
<Stilgar> [Lutam PING reply]: 2 seconds
<Lutam> I'm on a montreal server
<Stilgar> What's his number? maybe we should all call him at once :)
<Lutam> 833-8407
<Lutam> hehehe
<Stilgar> Hehe
<Stilgar> What's Canada's area code?
<Lutam> 418
<Lutam> 1-418-833-8407
<Lutam> mine is 835-3949
<Lutam> call me tomorrow
<Lutam> :)
<Stilgar> Maybe...I probably don't want to push my phone bill too hard :)
<Stilgar> Yicks
<Stilgar> Everyone else is lagged
<Stilgar> I think we are going to split
<Stilgar> irc.voicenet.com is out
<Lutam> if it slit I quit
*** Lutam sets mode: +o Stilgar 

*** pall is now known as _Beaker_
<_Beaker_> meep meep meep meep
*** _Beaker_ is now known as pall
*** pall is now known as _fozzie_
<_fozzie_> wakka wakka wakka
*** _fozzie_ is now known as pall
*** pall is now known as SwdshChef
<SwdshChef> bork bork bork bork
*** SwdshChef is now known as pall
<pall> I'm funkin' with -> GemZ/2 v2.9 (%8.17#gold) <-

<pall> [Kimby] Hi????
<Stilgar> Kimby is kbabij@ts2dl23.escape.ca * Barq's has bite!
<Stilgar> Kimby using irc.magic.mb.ca [ra.magic.mb.ca] Canadian Client & Hub Server
<Stilgar> End of /WHOIS list.
<pall> ->  Kimby  Uh, hi?
<pall> ->  Kimby  How can I help you?
<pall> [Kimby] Wasn't I just talking with you?
<pall> ->  Kimby  ... No...
<pall> [Kimby] Are you sure?  Did you just get on here, or...?
<pall> ->  Kimby  Where is here?
<pall> [Kimby] IRC, here...
<pall> ->  Kimby  I have been here for a long while and have not chatted with anyone...
<Stilgar> Heh
<pall> [Kimby] Ok, then I think I'm going out of my mind.
<pall> [Kimby] Are you on a channel?
<pall> ->  Kimby  #starcontrol...
<pall> [Kimby] Huh.  And you're not talking to anyone on here?
<Stilgar> Errr...no he/she isn't.
<pall> ->  Kimby  Well, there is one person on this channel with me and we are talking.
<pall> [Kimby] Who would that be, may I ask?  (If you don't mind..)
<pall> [Kimby] Is it someone named Shygurl?
<pall> ->  Kimby  No...
<Stilgar> Hmmm.
<Stilgar> shygurl No such nick/channel
<Stilgar> End of /WHOIS list.
<Stilgar> -
<Stilgar> -
<Stilgar> kimby No such nick/channel
<Stilgar> End of /WHOIS list.
<Stilgar> -
<Stilgar> He/she is out.

#starcontrol Stilgar loves you all!
#starcontrol topic set by Mikeman on Sat Sep 27 18:05:06

<Priority> Hi.
> er, "hi priority"
<Priority> ha ha

* Rhu still can't reach anything outside UIUC.
<daria> what is this 'anything' you are trying to reach
<Rhu> www.yahoo.com, ais.net, etc...  Nothing gets past world.gw.uiuc.edu
<daria> oh you are a real isdn at home customer.
<cvk> hmm, i will look.
<cvk> well shit.
<stuffas> what's going on?
<cvk> i broke uiucnet@home connectivity to the internet.
<cvk> campus is fine.
<stuffas> how broken?
<cvk> what do you mean, 'how broken'?  broken broken.
<ivylotus> well...bummer
<stuffas> "how did you break it?"
<andyd> sledgehammer
<stuffas> that usually does the trick.
<daria> ooh hey there was an ugly dog contest today. :)
<cvk> ajay would not have done well.
<daria> you sure?
<daria> *duck*
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<cvk> hm i think nap.net is not believing what i'm telling it.
...
<cvk> WHOA
<cvk> someone's got it hard coded.
<cvk> okay, how's your internet connectivity now?
<Rhu> all better.  thanks!
<cvk> blah.
<cvk> dammit, AS698 needs to live after all.
<cvk> time to go futzing around in the IRR.

<kj> FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!
<DrmChasr> problem?
* SplatMan vanishes - Drinking Somewhere - MSGs will be logged.
<Satyr> ummmm, no thanks
<kj> MY CAR IS GONE!
<kj> GONE GONE GONE GONE
<Satyr> ?
<DrmChasr> WHAT??
<kj> yeah, exactly
<kj> fuck!@
<DrmChasr> and you're coming on IRC??
<time1> kj: if it has physically disappeared, you might try calling the police (just a suggestion)
<kj> just did
<DrmChasr> kinda what I was thinking...
<DrmChasr> ag
<DrmChasr> ah
<DrmChasr> and?
<kj> that's who i'm talking to
<DrmChasr> oh
<time1> did you look around the block where it was parked and make sure it wasn't a frat joke where they 
   picked up the car and moved it down the block?
<time1> i've seen that happen before to light cars...
<DrmChasr> burn the greeks
* stuffas is back.
<cvk> are you sure you weren't parked somewhere where someone mighta towed it on you?
<gRRlie> hey sean
<Satyr> We did that in HS.
* stuffas returns
<kj> ok, simmer.. the tow place has it

* cvk laughs
<cvk> now THIS is ironic justice.
<daria> what is
<cvk> Ross and I were discussing national networks the other day, and how the big five have completely 
   monopolized things,
<cvk> and he said that one demonstration of this is how there was no open discussion of routing policy 
   and so on on the mailing lists as there used to be...
<cvk> the big five are in such heavy competition that their routing techniques are practically corporate 
   secrets now, so nothing ever gets discussed.
<cvk> so as a result, he said, have you noticed how the NANOG mailing list has been reduced to just a lot 
   of crap and whining and nonsense lately?
<cvk> so this was like Thursday.
<daria> NANOG
<daria> ?
<cvk> and today, Dannyman posts to NANOG.
<cvk> NANOG is the north american network operators group
<moogle> dannyman posted to nanog?
<cvk> loose consortium of national network folks.
<daria> and dannyman. :)
<Satyr> No way, its where all those damned high falootin' elves live
<cvk> although the big 5 have dropped off now, and there's nothing interesting for the little guys to 
   say.
* Scola also goes away.
<cvk> and dannyman shows u.
<cvk> i see why dannyman and skirvin are such buddies.
<cvk> skirvin loves to pretend he's a big netnews god...
<cvk> dannyman loves to pretend he's a big national routing god.
<TimeWaste> cvk: I think he runs enteract, the highest rated ISP in chicago!
<moogle> enteract is really rather nice. But his posting to nanog sounds pretty silly to me.
<cvk> whoa, he RUNS that?   welllll i'll have to re-evaluate my scorn then.
<TimeWaste> cvk: yeah, he's the big cheese
<Satyr> Nah, dont bother
<cvk> he must be one rich boy.
<cvk> that's a BIG operation.
<TimeWaste> well he was a sysadmin for them one summer, but that's PRACTICALLY running it
<cvk> enteract is i think the highest-rated ISP in the NATION.
<Riff6502> hmmm, I wonder if the rotating brushes in quake2 have to be parallel to a coordinate axis
<TimeWaste> oh yeah that's it
<moogle> Enteract is really quite a nice ISP.
<moogle> "don't misjudge it because of dannyman" -- random quote overheard somewhere around here
<cvk> i wonder if the rotating brushes in a car wash need to be parallel to the rotation of the earth.
<cvk> or something.
<Riff6502> cvk: fortunately quake has no car washes so they dont have to worry about it
<cvk> whoa, what an image that is. a car wash in the middle of quake.
* cvk laughs at the image.
<Riff6502> cvk: it might fit in with quake rally
<TimeWaste> i hate seeing stuff in named syslogs that tells me that people don't know how to run dns's
<TimeWaste> and too many of them are on CAT.AG.UIUC.EDU
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<cvk> well go figure.
<cvk> i've been trying to get that machine renamed to something tech.com for many months.
<cvk> i finally gave up.
<TimeWaste> yeah it should be... it looks like UIUC is running these companies
<cvk> well, this way at least i get to see what they're registering because the nic cc's me on the 
   registration acks.
<cvk> practically all of them are Chinese ventures run by Ty Chang, that kid that used to work in the 
   NDO.
<TimeWaste> yeah i know
<TimeWaste> I think he has a hand in that EP computer place too
<TimeWaste> i called there and i could barely understand the guy that answered the phone
<cvk> we let him go after we found out he had set up his linux box on the NDO ethernet and was giving 
   accounts out to anyone of Chinese persuasion that asked him for one.
<cvk> what's EP computer ?
<TimeWaste> "Yes, we have good ATX case.  no, not brand name.  95 dollar"
<TimeWaste> it's a fairly shady looking computer store at florida and neil
<cvk> heh.
<TimeWaste> www.epcomputer.com is the trademark ty chang web site
<TimeWaste> incredibly full of information
<cvk> maybe it's the same guy that runs the place in lincoln square.
<cvk> Wil Dixon called him the "crazy chinaman"
<TimeWaste> no, that guy was helpful
<TimeWaste> you have to love the spinning "welcome" that I'm sure they stole
<cvk> Wil used to just make up prices and get him to sell stuff because he refused to be undercut.
<TimeWaste> I *love* the Cyberfirst international web page
<TimeWaste> Clients:
<cvk> "how much you want for this?"  "that thirty dolla"   "WHAT?? no way, i can get this for $23 at 
   joe's discount in sadorus!"
<TimeWaste> Cathay Net 
<TimeWaste>                                  China Wok Restaurant 
<TimeWaste>                                  EP Computer 
<TimeWaste>                                  Far East Voice, Inc. 
<TimeWaste>                                  Scientage, Inc. U.S.A. 
<TimeWaste>                                  T & S Technology Co. 
<TimeWaste>                                  Vince's Auto Repair 
<cvk> "ohhhhhh okay, twenty three dolla then"
<TimeWaste>                                  Huang's Bug Pag
<cvk> Ty Chang runs Vince's Auto Repair????
<TimeWaste> ahh.. china wok.  now hiring.  please eat here.  read article in uiuc.general
<TimeWaste> no my guess is that he has vince fix his car
<cvk> yeah, but it's "proudly hosted"

<toadx> I made vegan pizza, with extra sausage

<Aftab> hgernlhtjnhnjrtsnjihs
<Aftab> stjkrkrtkh
<Aftab> grherr
<Aftab> ahethrtr
<Aftab> =)
*** Inging sets mode: +o Aftab 
<Aftab> wow
<Aftab> someone's here
<Aftab> I gotot go
<Aftab> =(
> no, i just turned "autoop-on nonsense" on

* Stilgar is trying to find out what porportion of the American workers work for Coroprations
<Stilgar> Yes, argh.
<Stilgar> Its frustrating.
<Stilgar> The United States Department of Labor isn't very helpful...
<Stilgar> Any idea where else to look?
<Stilgar> Come on, out with the )($#*)@(*$^ stats
<Stilgar> Ohhhh...I get it....they don't WANT to tell me!!
<Stilgar> They are afraid I will post the truth in our alltogether-too-popular web page!
<Stilgar> "THE TRUTH IS IN HERE"

* Ur-Quan hands Stilgar an *old toy*
<Ur-Quan> but, I'm back in business...
<Stilgar> With your *silly toy*
<Stilgar> ?
<Ur-Quan> with my *spiff toaster*
<Ur-Quan> sorry, spiffy
<Stilgar> Your *spit toaster*?
<Ur-Quan> *NO!*  I am clear!
<Stilgar> You are as *clear* as *squirt*
<Ur-Quan> that's pretty sick, Stil :)
<Stilgar> Hehehe

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> you appear to be coming from somwhere near FAYETTEVILLE, NC
<Sa-Matra> NOW IM FREE!!!
<Sa-Matra> FREE FALLING
<Sa-Matra> Do u work for the FCC?
> no :)
<Sa-Matra> Well U
<Sa-Matra> ya
<Sa-Matra> 3rd bigist city in NC
<Sa-Matra> 7th highest crime in the nation
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<Sa-Matra> How did u do that?
> http://cello.cs.uiuc.edu/cgi-bin/slamm/ip2ll/
<Sa-Matra> urbana, il ?
> yah :)
<Sa-Matra> lol
<Sa-Matra> thats groovie!
<Sa-Matra> AHH THERES A GIANT PUSH TACK ON UR TOWN
> hehehe

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<Stilgar> RE
> damaged?
<Stilgar> damaged!
<Stilgar> =)
<Stilgar> Spoofed my ident for fun.
> hm, ok :)
<Stilgar> I should have put "inging" :)
> hehe

*** SplatMan changes topic to "Hey Evildoers!  Knock off all that evil and go have a Guinness!"

<Fumbling> what is sales tax in IL?
<ayn> 7
<moogle> 6.75%?
<ayn> percent
<Fumbling> ok.
<SplatMan> sger: You get one pitcher of whatever you want, once I get paid.
<moogle> oh wait, duh
<SplatMan> sger: and your shoes back.
<moogle> that was county-based, wasn't it?
<sger> Deal.
* Fumbling orders from NECX
<sger> moog: yes and no.
<sger> they can tack on top of whatever is there...
<moogle> well, hrrm.
<sger> ...but there is a state sales tax.
<Fumbling> wow. sales tax is more expensive than shipping.

<sger> Did you hear the one about the Guiness employee dying?
<SplatMan> sger: no...
<sger> Ok...
<sger> So Tommy Reilly comes to the O'doul house...
<sger> ... and Mary sees the look on his face and says, "Oh, no!"
<sger> Tommy steps in and says, "Yes, Mary, there's been an accident at the plant...
<sger> "Michael's dead."
<sger> Mary frailly finds her way to her rocker and sits for a few minutes before saying,
<sger> "How did it happen?"
<sger> "well, he fell into a vat and drowned."
<sger> "tell me this, did it happen quickly, did he go fast?"
<sger> And Tommy says, "Well, actually, no... he got out three times to piss first."

* ayn drinks her water joe
<ayn> tastes like water 
<kj> i hear it tastes nasty
<O_Kei> It's good to make coffee out of.
<kj> oh, kewl
<kj> i should maybe try it for myself sometime

<stuffas> somebody outside my window down below, just said "shut UP, I'm DANCING"

<toadx> no actually, my computer froze up cuz i tried to over clock it 
<toadx> so i had to reboot
<toadx> and restart my d/l
<toadx> irc automagically starts
<toadx> and i saw that you said hi
<toadx> so i figured i would be civil
<euro> ah, automagically stuff is neato.
<euro> that makes no sense.
<euro> automagicked stuff is better

<Fumbling> what is the airport in Champaign?
<Mal2> Willard
<Mal2> CMI
<Upholder> UofI Willard Airport
<Hoser69> That's not a U of I airport.
<Upholder> U of I owns willard
<Hoser69> Hell, it's like south of Savoy.
<Upholder> they own and operate it
<toadx> i think i ate lunch with that punk girl from u.c.p once or twice freshman year
* Kaleid yawns
<Upholder> I went thru the whole flight training program at the Institute of Aviation.  
<Upholder> the University owns and operates Willard.
<toadx> why doesn't the school own a cool radio station 
<Hoser69> WILL is cool.
<toadx> is that AM?
<toadx> or is that the tv station
<Hoser69> AM & FM
<toadx> FM? where?
<Hoser69> I think it's 90.9 FM.
<Fumbling> damke
<Hoser69> I don't know what it is on the flip side, though.

<Lone-Wolf> Its Richnut!!, the Richnutmister. Hows it going Richnuta-nator? The von Richnut bergenhimer. 
   Richnut joinin' the #uiuc channel. Richnuta-lopper, Richnutooo. Richnut, the dubee master. Richnutman. 
   sir super Richnut mister! Richnuty. Richnut. my man Richnut. Richnutalopo-mopolois
<Lone-Wolf> there we go :)
<Lone-Wolf> Its Mike!!, the Mikemister. Hows it going Mikea-nator? The von Mike bergenhimer. Mike joinin' 
   the #uiuc channel. Mikea-lopper, Mikeooo. Mike, the dubee master. Mikeman. sir super Mike mister! 
   Mikey. Mike. my man Mike. Mikealopo-mopolois

* meekay frumple and crawl back into his hole
*** o_kei sets mode: +o meekay 
*** meekay was kicked by SplatMan (do you know what frumple means?)

<sger> "cheezwhiz is down... I repeat: cheezwhiz is down..."
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<sger> "Oh my God! It looks like... No! Oh! It is!"
<sger> "cheezwhiz is in windows!"
<sger> "Kill it! Kill it!"
<Chef> Not just for breakfast anymore
<sger> "Aaaaaaaaghh...."
<sger> "Sir, we just lost Johnson!"
<sger> "Sergeant, I want you to kill that thing."
<sger> "Sir, I-"
<sger> "Wait!"
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*** SplatMan sets mode: +o Fumbling 
<sger> "It's offering us terms... $25/hour?  Ok, let it live."

<Fumbling> am i a god?
* Fumbling shakes collision
<collision> The Magic 8-Ball replies to Fumbling: My sources say no.
<Fumbling> bitch

<SplatMan> If I get a windows box, I should rename it "shell.obscurity.net"
<stuffas> you should name it "crash"
<SplatMan> and watch people try to log into it.
<Stilgar> obscene.absurd.obscurity.net
<SplatMan> like, write something that just monitors incoming connections and stuff.
<stuffas> and... you need a windows box to do this?
<SplatMan> Don't you see the irony?
<stuffas> no.
<SplatMan> a windows machine named "shell"?
<SplatMan> you're dumb.

* Reaperman can't believe "blowfish" is a command line arg to ssh...

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<Mikeman> Pulse!
<Pulse^> Mikeman!
<Chame|eon> Pulse!
> Pulse and Mikeman!
*** Chame|eon sets mode: +o Pulse^ 
<Pulse^> Chameleon!
<Pulse^> Inging!
<Chame|eon> Inging!
<Pulse^> TanAdept!
<Chame|eon> Mikeman!
<Chame|eon> Chame|eon!
<Chame|eon> oh
<Chame|eon> that wuz me

[Stilgar HAR reply]: HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HA
R.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.H
AR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.HAR.
HAR.HAR.

<J7> Ack! you found me! 
<stuffas> yep. I'm sharp.
<J7> I was hiding behind the couch.
<ZobZ> argh
<stuffas> oh. the #uiuc furniture.
* stuffas plops down.
<stuffas> gobz of zobz
<J7> stuffas: hey... watch it! You're sitting on my CDs!

<TanAdept> ff7!
<TanAdept> In ff7, someone says "Ummgah!"

<TanAdept> Oops.
<stuffas> very few "subwoofers" are anything different than woofers.
<TanAdept> I accidentally killed Axel the dog.
<stuffas> sigOOPS
<stuffas> hm?
<cbnoonan> booze, drugs, and printers will do that to ya
<Hoser69> Um, my sub is definitely not a woofer.
<cbnoonan> you kiled a dog?
<cbnoonan> for the betterment of catdom?
<cbnoonan> i've got too much energy for this hour
<Hoser69> Screw that... kill a cat.
<Hoser69> Kill many cats.
* cbnoonan slips into dave terrell schedule
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<TanAdept> cbn: Accidentally.
<stuffas> well, seeing as I've been up for only 8 hours, I can start some studying now.
*** TanAdept sets mode: -o+b Hoser69 *!*arton@*.eosinc.com 
<Hoser69> oh God
<stuffas> ?
<Hoser69> I fucking swear.
<cbnoonan> how?
<Hoser69> Get over the cat thing.
<TanAdept> You feel more confident in your fighting skills.  You hit the kitten!
<TanAdept> oops.
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<stuffas> oh, that was dumb of you.
<cbnoonan> oh no! a cat war on #uiuc!
* cbnoonan hides!
*** TanAdept sets mode: -b *!*arton@*.eosinc.com 

<cbnoonan> sean is l33t anyone says anything different will have to deal with umgahs!
<stuffas> heh.
<kj> i disagree
<kj> so i guess it's my fate to deal with umgahs
<TanAdept> Umgahs are tricky.
<kj> even though i haven't the slightest clue what they are
<stuffas> kj: but no, you don't want to deal witht hem.
<kj> g0ff: are umgahs anything like the things living in your basement?
<TanAdept> I look forward to the days when I can run local clients with impunity.
<stuffas> they'll trick you.
<TanAdept> s/local/remote/
<TanAdept> Or, for that matter, local clients without fear of IP changes.
<cbnoonan> kj: look out they're everywhere
<kj> col: thanks for the warning... as if i'm not paranoid enough already

<meekay> hey, g0ff   does rumor have a cmd-line switch to not append the '- leibniz rumor' on the end
<TanAdept> meek: It doesn't normally.
<toadx> i wanna fuck yo9u like an animal
<TanAdept> meek: However, it does on the cluster.
<stuffas> ta: what is the option to append it?
* toadx gets his english muffins
* doomsey laughs, try |grep -v "- leibniz rumor"
<meekay> oh
<toadx> brb\
<TanAdept> stuff: Still not an option.
<stuffas> ah. is there a reason?
<TanAdept> I'll improve it, and release a new version onto uiarchive.
<cbnoonan> kj...what do you listen to??
<stuffas> perhaps I will.
<TanAdept> stuff: It's not an option because I'm not the maintainer.
<meekay> you aren't?
<stuffas> ok. I'll fix mine.
<TanAdept> meek: g-fast is.

<TanAdept> I'm a pumpkin.
<kj> that would be cool.. i think i'll make my roommate carve pumpkins with me this year
<cbnoonan> g0ff g0ff the pumpkin umgah!
* stuffas really goes now
<TanAdept> I'm not an Umgah.
* kj cuts g0ff's top off and begins to scrape out his insides
<cbnoonan> ok ok ok 
<cbnoonan> if you say so
<TanAdept> kj: No!

<TanAdept> The nymph stole my cursed cloak.
<cbnoonan> i gradumatated last may
<kj> nymph
<kj> lymph
<cbnoonan> tan = LK
<time> cb: ah. i see.
<TanAdept> cb: No.
<meekay> a sex maniac stole your cloak?
<meekay> are you nude?
<cbnoonan> tan: are you adpet at getting tans?
<TanAdept> cbn: :P
<cbnoonan> jen: but what year are you?
<TanAdept> meek: No, I have armor.
<time> cb: senior
<cbnoonan> tan: don't be like that..

<Chamey> You're 31337 stilgar!
<Stilgar> 31337 is my middle name!
<Chamey> damn it
<Chamey> I don't have a middle name
<Chamey> someone baptize me.. quick
<Stilgar> My parents first thought of 62644, but decided to divide it by two and got 31337.
<Chamey> hahaha
<Stilgar> Inging, take out the squirt gun!
> eh?
> ah
<Stilgar> We will baptize Chamey with a Super Soaker 150!
<Stilgar> Quick!
* Inging squirts chaney
<Stilgar> Don't make me get the Super Soaker 300....it'll hurt.
> your new middle name is... gfewgiufey!
<Stilgar> Tres bien!
<Stilgar> Chamey "gfewgiufey" Irc!
<Stilgar> Yay!
*** Stilgar changes topic to "We welcome Chamey "gfewgiufey" Irc to our noble ranks!"
...
<Chamey> wow
<Chamey> you baptized me
<Chamey> damn it
<Chamey> I missed my own baptization
<Chamey> I was fooling around in Jedi KNight and missed it
<Chamey> sorry guys
> hehehe
<Chamey> hmm
<Chamey> gfewgiufey can be a bit hard to pronounce though

* korky converts gershon into a mongoloid using a big duh
<korky> 8,4Mongoloids will rule the Earth and make 9,10 gershon  their leader !
<korky> 4JACK 1A LA 10BOX !
<korky> no never
<korky> do your worst
<korky> If you wont tell us where to find a shrubrry we will say.....NI!!!!!!!1
<korky> smell my feet!!!!!!
*** korky changes topic to "Smell my feet NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
<korky> nothing ah
*** TanAdept changes topic to "Welcome to our *house* in *easy space*."
<korky> no
<korky> I had a better line

<Chameleon> Hey Tan
<Chameleon> Where u at?
<TanAdept> Hi there.
<korky> hi
<korky> a miracle!!!!!!!!!!
<TanAdept> I recently returned from Alpha Orionis 2.
<korky> ???
<Chameleon> cool
<Chameleon> Anythign interesting there?
<korky> you mean in sc2???
<Chameleon> no
<Chameleon> on Alpha Orionis 2
<korky> ah?
<TanAdept> No, in real life.
<TanAdept> There were Umgahs there!
<Chameleon> there were?
<TanAdept> Windows?
<Chameleon> Got any good jokes to pass on?
<TanAdept> Cham: Yeah!  They tried to play tricks on me.
<TanAdept> No, they kept telling me "We'll tell you a joke soon."
<TanAdept> But they just kept me locked up in this room.
<korky> it needs lots & lots & lots of meomory
<TanAdept> They said it was the "laughing chamber".
<TanAdept> I didn't find it very funny.
<Chameleon> ow
<Chameleon> that's gotta hurt
<TanAdept> Unsurprisingly, they found it hilarious.
<Chameleon> I got a discount coupon for an extra arm
<Chameleon> If you're going there any time soon again you can have it
<korky> what the hell are you talking about?????????????????
<korky> are you ok?
<TanAdept> Hey, not bad.
<TanAdept> Medical gift tokens are great.
<Chameleon> yeah

<cvk> it was prophetic when ross told me how useless the nanog mailing list had gotten. a day later 
   dannyman posted to it.
<time> hehaeha
<TanAdept> haha
<cvk> and indeed, i find almost zero useful content in it.

<cvk> Filesystem         1024-blocks  Used Available Capacity Mounted on
<cvk> /dev/md0             17058560 12735371  3434798     79%   /big1
<stuffas> heh
* stuffas gets silly
<ChromeLi> the landscape flythru demo they supply is literally breathtaking
* stuffas decides to listen to actual rock.
<stuffas> Faith No More!
<cvk> that's about the biggest filesystem linux can handle.
<ChromeLi> 17 gigs?
<ChromeLi> what is /dv/md0?
<ChromeLi> raid?
<stuffas> wooh.
<BLong> 17 gigs?
<cvk> heavy-metal-rap faith no more, or wussy love song faith no more?
<cvk> 18; two striped 9 gig disks. but you know how you lose out to formatting and filesystem overhead.
<ChromeLi> wussy love song faith no more?
<stuffas> cvk: "The Real Thing"
<ChromeLi> Yick.
<regs> Bullshit... NCSA just bought a 132 TB disk pack!
<stuffas> the only FNM cd I somewhat like.
<ChromeLi> 132 TB DISK PACK?
<regs> Yup.
<stuffas> that is amazing.
<regs> TB, you read right.
<stuffas> what for?
<ChromeLi> that's FUCKED.
<regs> Uh... something.
<BLong> the origin?
<cvk> why do i doubt that.
<stuffas> office98 out already?
...
<regs> It's 4-ton disk pack...
<cvk> i think you're misusing the term 'disk pack'.
<regs> ...they haven';t in stalled it yet... they need to strenghten the floor.
<regs> Ok... it's probably an Array.
<cvk> i think you mean 'disk array' or something like that.
<regs> Yeah, my bad.

<cvk> as BANDWIDTH requirements increase, one just replaces slower line cards with faster ones.
<cvk> as PACKET SWITCHING requirements increase, one adds routers.

<lb> "if you rename command.com to krnl386.exe and then copy it and win386.exe into a separate directory, 
   then after running win386.exe you will get DOS with virtual memory"
* lb snickers
<stuffas> huh?

<TanAdept> 12:05:02.762895 meow.obscurity.net.61428 > enteract.com.telnet: . ack 1374538181 win 17520 
   (DF) [tos 0x10]
<TanAdept> 12:05:02.842895 coyote.gw.uiuc.edu.ntp > respect.obscurity.net.ntp: v3 server strat 2 poll 6 
   prec -19
* TanAdept cheers for ip_masq

<meekay> i've discovered that tab-completion on passwords is a bad idea

*** SplatMan changes topic to "<Pickaxe> i'm so dumb"
<Pickaxe> i did "ps -ef|grep named" on the cluster and couldn't figure out why named wasn't running
<meekay> yeah
<Pickaxe> until i realized i wasn't root so i couldn't do a full ps

* ErisE climbs to the top of the channel and screams 'zyrtec!@#$*&)!@#$'

<cbnoonan> sailor moon is for sissies
<TanAdept> All one needs in Tenchi
<TanAdept> Cabbit!

<TanAdept> In the future, all files are --w-r-x--x.
<TanAdept>  - leibniz rumor
...
<ChromeLi> chmod 251.  Took me a second.

<Bohr> Voloshin!
<Ohmu> Hail Bohric One!
<Bohr> ohmu;  some day I'm going to write a scifi book and I'm going to HAVE to use your last name  ;)
* Ohmu is... uh... honored...?
<Ohmu> :)
<Bohr> I'll give you proper credit though
<Bohr> I'll mention you in that front page they always have  :)
<Ohmu> hehehe
<Ohmu> "All characters are fictitious..."
<Bohr> 'except for Voloshin.. who I meet on #uiuc'

<BLong> http://www.snafu.de/~tilman/mozilla/stomps.html

<SplatMan> I have guinness video games and code.
<SplatMan> that's all the life I need.
<Mythrandr> cool
<whoops> guinness video games?
<SplatMan> insert a comma as appropriate.

<Bohr> its not every day you can piss off NBC

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<DaYZeD> ing2!!!!!
<Ing2> dayzed!!
<Ing2> i m just checking here...
> er, ing2? :)
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<Ing2> someone told me tat there is a guy using nick inging! hehe
<Ing2> hehehehhehe
> well, yeah, there is, and here i am :)
<Ing2> is inging a guy's name??? hehe
> yeah, i'm a guy
<Ing2> inging : hehhehehe
<Ing2> inging : when i tyoe this mesg i feel like i m talkiing to myself.. hehehe
<Ing2> inging : i was just curious
<Ing2> btw.. am i bothering ??
> no, you're not bothering me
<Ing2> inging : hehehhe.... thankz
<Ing2> inging : what about the others??
<Ing2> btw, what channel is this?
> apparently they're not here right now
> this is #starcontrol, about the game Star Control and its sequels
<Ing2> oo... so u r alone here?
<Ing2> oooooooooo
> right now, yeah
<Ing2> ehhe 
<Ing2> pooorr youuuuu!!
<Ing2> btw, i m a gal
<Ing2> now i m using my friend's account to play irc =)
<Ing2> where u from??
> Illinois
> oh...what country is .id?
<Ing2> wow
<Ing2> id <---- Indonesia
> oh
<Ing2> i m from indonesia
<Ing2> in surabaya city
<Ing2> hehehhe
<Ing2> ya
<Ing2> brb
<Ing2> backk
<Ing2> i m Ing Ing =)
> what a coincidence, me too
<Ing2> u too??????????????
<Ing2> ooo
<Ing2>  so Ing Ing is guy's name too?? hehe
<Ing2> hehehhe
<Ing2> am i lagging??
-> [Ing2] ping
> hmmm
> looks like it
<Ing2> helo??
> hello, are you there?
<Ing2> yes i m here
<Ing2> but i guess i m a bit lagging here.. =))
<Ing2> it's okie.. let's talk
<Ing2> hehe
<Ing2> btw, r u a student??
> yeah, i am
<Ing2> or u r working??
> a student
<Ing2> may i know how old r u?
> er, well, no. :|
<Ing2> no??? heheh
<Ing2> okie
<Ing2> buw why no?
> i'm just not going to say.
<Ing2> it's ok
<Ing2> i guess i have to leave u..
<Ing2> sorry if i had bothered u =( 
<Ing2> =)
<Ing2> nice to meet u
> all right, bye
<Ing2> nice to chat with u
> nice to meet you too
<Ing2> byebye 
<Ing2> mesg me when u r not busy! =)

Ing2 is ssisting@luke.petra.ac.id * Tan Willyanto T. - 11493097
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