Ok, all I have here now is the hit counter stats. Hits are counted through some code buried in the content rendering (EZNode) system. Hits from my ip address and hits that are referred to from another page on this site don't count. At least that's the way it is now. It used to be done through that cheetah image at the bottom of each page, but that's just a logo now.
So, anyways, you people have hit my site somewhere around 3508546 times.